A toast

Highbulp Billy

New member
I know it\'s still a week and a bit till the oifficial day but it\'s my office party today and officially the most Christmassy day of my year. So, I would like to raise a glass or two to all of you fine people (and the not so fine ones - you know who you are ;) ) and wish you all a

MERRY CHRISTMAS

I\'d also like to especially extend my thanks to Chern for giving us all a place to live and be ourselves and to the Mods who\'ve done a great job again this year handling the little challenges that have popped up along the way with such common sense, style and commitment.

Cheers guys :beer:
 

Talion

New member
Merry Christmas

and I shall now recit a poem I wrote to Santa when I was 5, my uncles takes the p*ss out of me every year for this:

ahem...........


Santa is coming
to my house tonight
to my house tonight
and a Happy New Year

I don\'t see what\'s wrong with that at the age of 5.
 

Highbulp Billy

New member
Originally posted by Talion
Merry Christmas

and I shall now recit a poem I wrote to Santa when I was 5, my uncles takes the p*ss out of me every year for this:

ahem...........


Santa is coming
to my house tonight
to my house tonight
and a Happy New Year

I don\'t see what\'s wrong with that at the age of 5.
Almost Haiku-esque, a most advanced technique for one so young. Be proud, and tell your uncle \":p\"
 

Infidel Castro

New member
I hope your party is better than our sorry affair. It were shite! Still, what can you do - it\'s a Yorkshire firm lol

Anyhow, New Year is my biggie this time. With Mrs Rev long gone and the most recent Girlfriend of Rev going the same way this year, I\'m going to see all my friends in the (not-so-) local and have a jolly good knees up for the first time in a while. Huzzah!
 

Swordwind

New member
He knows when your are sleeping,
He knows when you\'re on the can,
He\'ll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
You better not breathe, you better not move,
You\'re better off dead, I\'m telling you, dude.
Santa Claus is gunning you down!

:D
 

Yetie

New member
Merry Christmas to you all I can\'t say it better than Billy did about the site so ditto what he said.

Hope you all have a nice time and a happy new year. :drunk::drunk:
 

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
Agreed with the big thank you to Chern for giving us a virtual home.

God bless us, everyone.
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:beer: To Us one and all, Merry Christmas...Bright Yule...Happy Hanukkah... all the other Winter Holidays
around the globe.


You know you peeps are more fun then a barrel of monkeys, now everyone join hands and sing carols!lol
 

fieldarchy

New member
YAY Saturnalia! The priests should be jumping over candles soon right? Pretty sure I\'m thinking of the correct roman holiday!

Happy Chrismakwanzikah Everyone!!!!
 

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
It\'s Christmas at ground zero.
There\'s music in the air.
The slay bells are ringing,
And the carolers are singing,
While the air raid sirens blair.

It\'s Christmas at ground zero.
The button has been pressed.
The radio just let us know
That this is not a test.

Everywhere the atom bombs are droppin\'.
It\'s the end of all humanity.
No more time for last minutes shoppin\'.
It\'s time to face your final destiny.

It\'s Christmas at ground zero.
There\'s panic in the crowd.
We can dodge debris,
While we trim the tree,
Underneath a mushroom cloud.

You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop,
Or Jack Frost on your window sill.
But if someone\'s climbing down your chimney,
You better load your gun and shoot to kill.

It\'s Christmas at ground zero,
And if the radiation level\'s OK,
I\'ll go out with you and see all the new
Mutations on New Year\'s Day.

It\'s Christmas at ground zero.
Just seconds left to go.
I\'ll duck and cover with my yule-tide lover,
Underneath the mistletoe.

It\'s Christmas at ground zero.
Now the missles are on their way.
What a crazy fluke. We\'re gonna get nuked,
On this jolly holiday.

What a crazy fluke.
We\'re gonna get nuked,
On this jolly holiday.

Happy holidays to all my new fiends!
 
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