Ahhh...sweet twisted justice...

Infidel Castro

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Ah, the ancient art of chewing before swallowing. It\'s a dying skill. I\'ve given the Heimlich to no less than THREE people in various circumstances. The one I remember best was in town one night and a feller was choking on his chicken kebab. His lady was laughing thinking it was a joke, but it was quite obvious he was going to choke to death. I asked him if he was choking and he kind of communicated a \"yes\" by nodding and trying to cry out. I stepped round the back of him, grasped him firmly and Pop! out it came. I\'m still talking about the Heimlich manoeuvre by the way. He was very grateful and I moved on with my friends, a new-found look of respect in their eyes! Great days them.

But that\'s an ironic death for the feller. lol
 

mattrock

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Originally posted by reverend
I stepped round the back of him, grasped him firmly and Pop! out it came. I\'m still talking about the Heimlich manoeuvre by the way.
But that\'s an ironic death for the feller. lol

Love it rev. My favorite part of your post. Very subtle, yet well-timed. I lol\'d
 

AinuLainour

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Originally posted by reverend
Well, when I read what I\'d written I just had to lace it with innuendo! lol

I could\'ve sworn you posted something similar in discuss submissions. Funny stuff though :D
 
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