Another Conan Freak gets his key - beware the barbarians at the gate

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
One who has been a freak for a while said he had no key. Plug in the word \"ritual\" into the transmogrification port of the key machine and it starts spitting out all kinds of questions:

Mating ritual? (of course it asks this first) No.
Sacrificial ritual? Maybe.
Spell ritual? probably not.
Bedtime ritual? probably not.

Input some more info: Barbarian, freak for a while, northern clime.

SuperViking? NO.
Conan? Yes.
Brom? Yes.



Then it happens - Ritual\'s Key:


x1pAdjo0uCo2H0jbfFbq6LzQonucPV80tmg2omYsdE10F0HiQdDmT1kGNR6wDeKnYsG3_iCJ4yeHSoMrImUQD4lBlaUkKL3hFuSY6GnUfr0ify4xTjA_GaKK_Fm3Cfx6qYdHfObnIoUfwiD14P_oZ3Myg
 

supervike

Super Moderator
Ritual is just now freaking?

Hmmmm...

I guess there is something in quality v. quanity...

Congrats Anders!!
 

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
Originally posted by supervike
Ritual is just now freaking?...
No, he is just now getting his freak key. Evidnently the previous possessor of the key machine was afraid of it and did not give out keys to the freaks, just mearly counted on the fact that there would always be a freak in the bar to let the next one in.
 

Ritual

New member
Thanks! Now I don\'t have to break my way in to enjoy the benefits of being a freak! :D

Though, breaking ones way in is in more true barbarian fashion, I suppose... lol I guess I can do that anyway, once in a while, to stay in character... lol
 

supervike

Super Moderator
Originally posted by airhead
Originally posted by supervike
Ritual is just now freaking?...
No, he is just now getting his freak key. Evidnently the previous possessor of the key machine was afraid of it and did not give out keys to the freaks, just mearly counted on the fact that there would always be a freak in the bar to let the next one in.

oh, yes that makes more sense...I take back my quality v. quanity statement!!lollol
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by Ritual
Thanks! Now I don\'t have to break my way in to enjoy the benefits of being a freak! :D

Though, breaking ones way in is in more true barbarian fashion, I suppose... lol I guess I can do that anyway, once in a while, to stay in character... lol

:eek: well, that would explain why the ladies bathroom door is being replace several times a week ;) :innocent:
 

Ritual

New member
Originally posted by wiccanpony
Originally posted by Ritual
Thanks! Now I don\'t have to break my way in to enjoy the benefits of being a freak! :D

Though, breaking ones way in is in more true barbarian fashion, I suppose... lol I guess I can do that anyway, once in a while, to stay in character... lol

:eek: well, that would explain why the ladies bathroom door is being replace several times a week ;) :innocent:
Nah, that\'s not me! Don\'t know what you\'re talking about! What business have I got in there? :innocent::cool:
 

Itchy

New member
Congrats on the key (not that anybody would say no when you told them to let you in) but i have to confess... i knew what was going on it. Just couldn\'t tell you, Airhead swore me to secrecy *hopes he buys it*lol
 
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