another freak comes sliding in on spandex.

airhead

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
Itchy, welcome to the club. The key machine is shut down for the day, so you have to wait until the morning for your key. But come-on in - first round is on Finn.
 
airhead

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
I actually kicked the key machine yesterday and waited (lurked) all day waiting on you to freak. Of course I leave the machine and you come and post.

Yes, it is all about me.

Congradulations.
 
Duende

Duende

New member
Congratulations, Itchy!!

Just be aware that you\'ll be cleaning the bathrooms in that outfit! ;)
 
G

Grumb

used to be a Freak
Congrats Nick and welcome to the club.... :D


Here, let me hold the door open for you....the men\'s room is that way and the mop and bucket are behind the door.... off with you now.... ;)
 
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Itchy

New member
Don\'t worry Grumb. i used to work night shift at Wal*Mart as \"maintenance\" when i was doing the two job thing. i\'m a pro at this.

*starts mopping*

Hey, i\'ve seen worse. No turds in the urinals, no empty merchandise wrappers crammed into the toilet paper guards. Amatureslol
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:DCongradulations Itchy!

don\'t forget to put fresh flowers in the ladies room..and refill the condom machine please;)
 
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Itchy

New member
Hey were i worked the ladies room only had tampon machines... but cleaning out the \"treasure chests\" was always a highlight. (called them that because untill you open the lid you don\'t know how much \"treasure\" you\'d get to clean.:()

And the only place i know where there are condoms in the mens room was at college in the UU.

But if you wanna put a quarter in the machine and see what you get, go right aheadlol
 
Fizl

Fizl

Secret Crocodile
Hey condom machines are so passe! Now in the ladies you get opportunities to buy little battery operated boyfriends and all sorts! We need to get the machine in the ladies upgraded...

Shaz
 
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