anybody wanna fold the new mop boy?

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
Hako Mike takes over the mop. First time ever the key machine spit out an entire person.

Something about flaming computers and rats in gas masks had the operators reaching for the lysol and the shotguns, but then an entire person came out in Hako form - and named Mike no less.

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hakoMike

Active member
ah, the memories...

So many thread-killing smart-aleck remarks...
So many half completed WIP threads...
So many unpainted minis....

On the plus side, with three kids and two dogs I have plenty of experience cleaning up. Gimme that mop! It\'s time we found out what color this floor used to be.

And thanks for the key AH!
 

Sonnyslayer

New member
Congrats.
I must be the slowest son of a badger on the forums.
I will be sitting in the bar soon. Do you guys have any brushes with flavour?
 

Highbulp Billy

New member
Originally posted by hakoMike
ah, the memories...

So many thread-killing smart-aleck remarks...
So many half completed WIP threads...
So many unpainted minis....

On the plus side, with three kids and two dogs I have plenty of experience cleaning up. Gimme that mop! It\'s time we found out what color this floor used to be.

And thanks for the key AH!
Here you go mopboy- one mop (heavilly used)
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but I\'m keeping the leather \"uniform\". You\'d better report directly to Mistress Pony for your personal fitting.

@ Shawn - There is a \"Tales From The Freak Bar\" thread where anyone can hang out but once you reach your 1,000th post you get a key to the bathroom - it saves using the pot plants ;)

I\'m off to change my sig again then...
 

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
Originally posted by Shawn R. L.
What is the deal with the keys?
Shawn, when you freak (1000 posts = posting freak status) you are entitled to a key to the private \"freaks only\" executive washroom in the freak bar. Entry is by your own personal key. The newest freak is responsible for mopping said restroom until another freak comes along.


Your key was a while back.
seankey.jpg


Were I to make you a new one, it would be internally lit and have some amazing OSL on it.
lol
 

Shawn R. L.

New member
Originally posted by airhead
Originally posted by Shawn R. L.
What is the deal with the keys?
Shawn, when you freak (1000 posts = posting freak status) you are entitled to a key to the private \"freaks only\" executive washroom in the freak bar. Entry is by your own personal key. The newest freak is responsible for mopping said restroom until another freak comes along.


Your key was a while back.
seankey.jpg


Were I to make you a new one, it would be internally lit and have some amazing OSL on it.
lol

I never knew I had a key. Now my life is complete!!
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Congratulations, Hako Mike...please report for duty, you will find the mop & bucket and of course your uniform down in the basement, third door to the left, do not open the last door on the right..the one with the screams coming from it.

Last I heard and this could be just rumor but the bathroom floors were gorgeous Roman mosaics subject matter unknown.


Now how did Shawn fly under the Witch radar?? and miss mop duty..I must be getting old.
 

freakinacage

Well-known member
Originally posted by hakoMike
ah, the memories...

So many thread-killing smart-aleck remarks...
So many half completed WIP threads...
So many unpainted minis....

sounds like you\'re describing me!

congrats dude
 

Shawn R. L.

New member
Originally posted by wiccanpony
Congratulations, Hako Mike...please report for duty, you will find the mop & bucket and of course your uniform down in the basement, third door to the left, do not open the last door on the right..the one with the screams coming from it.

Last I heard and this could be just rumor but the bathroom floors were gorgeous Roman mosaics subject matter unknown.


Now how did Shawn fly under the Witch radar?? and miss mop duty..I must be getting old.

I actually used to be a janitor. One boss I had was a navy man and when in his resturant the toilets were cleaned the navy way........bare hands and a sponge......I quit shortly there after.
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by dauber22
Once we\'ve folded him, do we get to spindle and mutilate, too? :D
Congratulations, Mike.

:twisted: no you don\'t! ....... that\'s my job lol
 

Highbulp Billy

New member
Originally posted by wiccanpony
Originally posted by dauber22
Once we\'ve folded him, do we get to spindle and mutilate, too? :D
Congratulations, Mike.

:twisted: no you don\'t! ....... that\'s my job lol
...but surely we can get him to test out the new cleaning fluid for the Freak Bar floor...
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...mwahahah :twisted:
 

Ogrebane

Active member
Woops been away from the forums for a while and look what happens. Looks like I have a bit of work to do. So congrats to the new mop boy and sorry to all the other ones I neglected. i will get a compilation drawing out in the next week or so.
 

supervike

Super Moderator
We need a new FREAK goal!!

1000 is getting too damn easy.

I propose:

10,000

Now thats a number you can be proud of!!!!
 
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