April Fool's, I was GOT.

Before i start i am off work for two week's so put the date's to the back of my head (that's my excuse and im sticking to it). My younger brother (19) ring's me at about 7 this morning, he is very frantic doown the phone. He say's Joel sit down, iv some good new's (by this time im rubbing sleep out of my eye's pulling boxers out of place's i didnt know existed). He scream's saying he got all 6 number's in the lottery. I sat bolt upright all chuffed and happy and we say goodbye ect. Sigh, got my shower and breakfast, opened the new's paper and BAM April 1st.... BASTARD. That bot better run because if i get he will be getting hung by a wedgie off of a tree..........
 

Tagamoga

New member
I told my mother, I am pregnant with a girl. We where talking more than one and a half Hour about names, our plans and so on, as my husband came in. "Hello darling, did have already make a joke to your mum? It is April 1st." She has heard this... Well... nobody can swear in so great and creative phrases like polish people...

Greetings, taggi
 

DarkSideGames

New member
Lol I just sent people a joke instead...

"On the way to work today I was mugged by a swarm of Bee's... they stole my Nectar card!"

Sad I know!
 

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
Did the Vote W.A.N.K. not give you a clue?
Nope There's no vote details on the poster
Of course the posters are laid out:-
Wirral Action
No Kingsway


And when you're concentrating on Traffic it didn't "click"............Well that's my excuse anyhow.
 
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