Master of fact
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Before i start i am off work for two week's so put the date's to the back of my head (that's my excuse and im sticking to it). My younger brother (19) ring's me at about 7 this morning, he is very frantic doown the phone. He say's Joel sit down, iv some good new's (by this time im rubbing sleep out of my eye's pulling boxers out of place's i didnt know existed). He scream's saying he got all 6 number's in the lottery. I sat bolt upright all chuffed and happy and we say goodbye ect. Sigh, got my shower and breakfast, opened the new's paper and BAM April 1st.... BASTARD. That bot better run because if i get he will be getting hung by a wedgie off of a tree..........