are you fat?

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donga666

Guest
Stand me next to a super model, I\'m fat.

Stand me next to John Goodman, I\'m skinny.

WTF do I mean, shite knows ???


lol
 

Itchy

New member
Oh yeah well... i\'ve got

\"...the Gypsy Queen in a glaze of Vaseline\"

Come inside, come inside?lol
 
Originally posted by vincegamer
And of course everyone knows that

\"fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round.\"

You got to love fat bottomed girls!

\"She knocked me out with those American thighs\"

:flip::bouncy:
:bouncy::flip:
 

pitynoman

Member
Originally posted by Sturmhalo
I\'m not a fat fucker so I\'m not in the slightest bit offended by this thread :D
Originally posted by airhead
where is pitynoman when you need him to kick the crap out of someone?
I am there with SturmHalo, but here you go anyway.
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Sturmhalo

Guest
Eat some pies and fill out at least a little more AI!

lol

You gotta have something to keep your trousers up with!
 

MarkusTay

New member
Damn, I\'m gone three days and this happens...

I was a chubby early teen. Then I lost weight after spending a summer at my Aunt\'s when I was 16. I was very thin, and became quite popular with the ladies... for a short time. Then I packed on the weight again and went up to 240 lbs around 20. I stayed that fat until 23, when I went down from 270 lbs to 170 lbs in two months! Now that was willpower, I didn\'t eat ANYTHING for the first month, and got very sick and was vomitting blood. But I looked good...

I met my wife when I was around 200 lbs, considering I\'m 6\' tall and mostly muscle that really wasn\'t overweight. I gained 40 lbs over the next six years, and my wife left me for another man. I spent the next year and a half working out for 3 hours a day six days a week. I would drink protein shakes for brekfast and lunch, then eat a pound of pasta just lightly sprinkled with garlic powder for dinner. Then I would workout for three hours, upper body one day, lower the next, with an hour on the stairmaster EVERY day.

I was a GOD, with less then 3% body fat, and my wife begged me back; that was in \'95. We got back together and had two more children, and I once again became \'comfortable\'. I now weigh 250 lbs, and although my wife bitches about it I have NO intention of loosing weight again.

I\'ve been on both ends of the extreme several times, and I was always happiest when I was FAT! I\'ve decided this is the way I am meant to be, and anyone who doesn\'t like me for that can kiss my fat ass! My brother-in-law is over six hundred pounds, and is the jolliest guy I know. Here is a photo from a recent family party.

Mike.jpg


Now don\'t I look thin next to him? :D His motto -

\"I\'m not fat, I\'m just short for my weight\"

He\'s 6\'4\" BTW, and those are our wives next to us.
 

Skrit

New member
You\'re absolutely right Markus!

I weigth 118 kilo\'s (I\'m 185 cm) about 9 months ago but wasn\'t happy with myself. My knees were hurting and I was feeling tired all the time. (although this had other reasons!)

I now weigh 93 kilo\'s but am sure I\'ve lost about a lot more fat and gained a lot of muscle. I love to sport and you can find me in the gym 4 days a week and another two evenings playing football and one afternoon playing a match.

My aim is 85/90 kilo\'s but am quite happy now. Just can\'t get those darn lovehandles off! :D

To get back to you Markus: People should accept other people as they are! Period, \'nuff said, etc...

I done it cause I love sports and it\'s handy that I\'ve lost weight in the proces. But if you are feeling happy the way you are then who gives a F*ck!

Made sense?

Tim.
 

supervike

Super Moderator
thank you!!

Why yes, yes I am. Exercise you say? I\'ll do it by gosh!

Thank you for the advice. This may change my life.
 

pitynoman

Member
That\'s the spirit. Remember the 24 hour fitness failed logo that got them sued.
When the invasion comes,they\'ll eat the fat ones first.
Seriously, is this worthless thread really worth it to get bent \"out of shape\" over?lol
Maybe we aren\'t as happy/jolly as we think?;)
 

Legacy Account

Active member
All I can say is Jim Fixx.

\"Remember Jim Fixx? The big famous jogging guy? Jogged fifteen miles a day. Did a jogging book. Did a jogging video. Dropped dead of a heart attack when? When he was f**king jogging, that\'s when!\"
 

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
Bent out of shape? Na.

Bent over laughing while feeding the trolls? you bet.

Keep \'em coming OMG.
 

Ebonbuddha

Active member
I know it was an extreme. But it doesn\'t change the fact that the guy stirred up a hornets nest of anger and ill feelings, and then walked away. This thread should have been deleted, or atleast locked.

This child (omg l ol) is saying things that people who are fat have heard for years.
It may not bother some. But they are probably thin or very happy with themselves. Let\'s face it. A lot of people are still a little sensitive about being over weight. Mostly because people constantly bug them about it.




Originally posted by No Such Agency
Originally posted by Ebonbuddha
but its a subtle snip. You take something that annoys people, then you say it \"innocently\". Would you start a post called Are you a n*gger? (I have no problem typing the word, but I want to keep all of the attention on omglol) Let\'s say the poster\'s name is Grand Dragon. He then talks about how much he hates n*ggers. No one would stand for that. Thats whats going on here. He knew what he was doing. Right now he is reading all of these post and laughing at the chaos. IMHO, These are the kinds of threads that the mods should be shutting down.
Nooooooooo! Stuff like this is how some of us pad our post count. He wasn\'t being THAT offensive, just... foolish. He didn\'t use naughty words or personally insult anyone.

It\'s not his thread anymore. It belongs to us, the freaks! Bwahahahahahahahaha!

@SaxonAngel: I\'ll talk about my nipples when you actually moon the Google Earth satellite. Until then, they are my secret...
 

Klute

New member
Hmmmmm.

Ive read back over this lot and have to say that I apologise to OMGLOL for the name calling.


Ive been fat since about 5 years old.
I was 15st when I left school and gradually gained more.Never overeating,maybe the drink did its damage.
At one point I was 25st and started training a bit.
I built it up to gymn every night/5 a side football 2 times a week/squash 2 times a week/swimming.
I got to 14st.
That was about 8 years ago.
Since having our first child I have gradually gained weight again and now Im 20st.
I go through bouts of mild to severe depression ( a lot of it to do with not seeing my kids grow up becuase I will be dead )
This should be good motivation to exercise you say.I agree and kept hearing it from the doctors but when you have medical conditions like me that makes it difficult just to get out of bed in the morning then its tough.
So I get more depressed about it.


Sorry but it hit a few raw nerves I have at the moment.
 
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