Battle of the sexes

Mosch

Active member
Announcer: Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen. Today you will witness a scene of unspeakable horror as our two contestants get ready to prepare the ultimate challenge in the everlasting battle of the sexes. You will find Mosch, creator of mini abominations par excellence and absolutely mental metalhead, take on his beloved one, Sakura, who is so mislead that she thinks he is cute.
And here they come, ladies and gentlemen!
In this corner, wearing black till the end of time and an exevutioner\'s mask he got for 50 Cent in a joke shop - brandishing his brushes we see Mosch, weighing in at about 180 pounds!
In this corner, wearing something that is above Mosch\'s understanding of fashion (\"not black, not jeans, not leather\") and shaking up her Vallejos - give it up for Sakura, with the body mass of mystery (she is female after all).
Now, ladies and gentlemen... LLLLLLLLLET\'S GET READY TO PAAAAAAAIIIIINT!

*dong*

Mosch: Bring it on.
Sakura: You\'re going down.



So begins the battle of the sexes.... and as everyone who played Monkey Island knows, the battle is not important, the insults are. But I am not going to insult my girlfriend (everything I say is \"true\" which is just fancy for \"insulting\" :p) so we will have to have the battle decided by the audience.
So, you are asked to vote.


Please cast your vote on the following images:

Sakura\'s Drune Archer on fancy base

Mosch\'s Archer who will only ever see sand and static grass.... has a new home at http://www.coolminiornot.com/72256

Unlike the election of the American president every single vote actually counts here ;) Thanks in advance.
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
and in this corner!.....

sorry...the by-laws of \"We-Are-Women-Hear-Us-Roar\" are very firm! must stand with our \"sister\" :p
 

Mosch

Active member
Orginal gepostet von freakinacage
do you take me for a fool? i\'m not dumb (or man?) enough to stand in between a warring couple!!

Nothing to qorry about, you won\'t get drawn in... or hurt... [size=-2]much...[/size]

Wiccanpony: Then please vote high on her image - we wanted to compare scores. Thanks.
 

Sakura

New member
It\'s not really war. We won\'t split up over it or something. ;) :p

But nobody can lose anyway. If I get the better votes he wins because he said I paint better and if he gets the better votes he wins because he IS better. Simple really.:D

And I want honest votes, no better (or worse) scores because I\'m a girl please .
 

ipaintminis

Active member
voted on both...let us know how this turns out...quite curious actually

and...oh yeah...um.. GIRLS RULE or something...
 

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
As a long term believer in electoral accuracy....
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I abstain!

Just kidding voted on Both Secretly.

[size=-2]Men Rule![/size]
 

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
Mosch, I\'ll send you an avatar, but I won\'t get between a domestic dispute. (but I did vote - when this is over, I\'ll go back & post comments)
:innocent:
 

Ritual

New member
Voted on both! As the scores are at the moment it seems to be an exciting match! No obvious winner...
 

dauber22

New member
I have voted on both and, no, I won\'t say what my vote is. However:

\"I would like to lodge a complain!\"

This is, after al, the forum entitled \"Discuss Submission\" Therefore, it is an inappropriate place for a \"battle\" Would it not be more appropriate for you to be announcing that you are willing to submit to her will rather than fight ???
 

Errex

New member
Well...

Went on and voted on both of them. Really, there should be no doubt as to which one is better...
 

Legacy Account

Active member
Voted for.....MAN.....UG!

Too close to call really. I have a sneaking suspicion that you could blow it with a crappy pic Mosch......lol
 

Ritual

New member
@Sakura
I just figured out how you could come out as the only winner of this match. If the scores end up equal it\'s a draw. None of you are the better painter. And.... Mosch was wrong, since you\'re equally good. Hence, you are the only winner! :D
 
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