Beards and Religion Today

[Roger Bunting]

Well, Talion did day you could have a beard on a stick.

 

[Rodnik]

The perfect weekend.....

Just one that\'s stress-free.
Basically, sittin\' on the deck drawing--in the studio painting...a little food, a little drink...catching a movie...

Just anything that isn\'t \"work\"....

 

[darthfoley]

The perfect weekend for me is every Labor Day weekend at DragonCon in Atlanta.

This weekend\'s 2007 GI Joe Collector\'s convention will be fun, though.

 

[lono]

Well I suppose right now I\'d be flying first class to Vegas with a group of my mates. Get there, check into a luxury suite, with a few million dollars waiting for me. Chill out, maybe hit a club, nothing too crazy though. Then I\'d head over to the poker big game. Sit myself down with legends like Doyle Brunson, Chip Reese, Phil Ivey etc. Take a few of them to the felt with some stunning play and add about 300% to my bank roll. Then off to fritter it all on the blackjack tables. Perhaps take some mushrooms and go and see Cirque du Soleil too!

Nothing too outlandish or over the top!

 

[lizcam]

Well, if we\'re talking pure fantasy wishes here I think I\'d ship myself to London for an extended weekend and let some of you guys show me the sites. That would be fun!

 

[Zora]

Paint. Or I should say \'get back into painting\'.

 

[Roger Bunting]

But I don\'t live in London!

 

[Sand Rat]

Well, I have a beard - and have started my own religion -

Zen Brahmism - we look for the cow that is not there.

 

[Undave]

The cow isn\'t there because Uberdark blew it up lol

 

[Sand Rat]

So if a cow explodes in the field and only Undave is there to hear it does it make a noise?

 

[Undave]

BOOM I would imagine...

Although you\'d have to ask Uber.


this would shortly be followed by Eeeewwww as bits of cow are scraped off

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
But I don\'t live in London!

So ship yourself there too and we\'ll get the rest of the guys to show both of us around!

 

[Undave]

London sucks

It isn\'t shaped like a big square and I looked between Mayfair and Old Kent Road and I couldn\'t find Go or collect my £200. Some geezer told me to eff off when I asked to buy Marylebone Station. Still I suppose that\'s what you get for bouncing round in an old metal boot.....

 

[matty1001]

I would love to cook up some mushrooms tomorrow morning and spend the weekend figuring out the mysterious pattern on the bedroom wall, unfortunately I have to work.

 

[Lemmingspawn]

FYI for the non-aussies

Rooting = Sex
Fanny = Vagina

So if anyone went sleeping and rooting and found truffles...OMG...leave that animal ALONE

 

[matty1001]

Originally posted by Lemmingspawn
So if anyone went sleeping and rooting and found truffles...

You would probably be in bed with Jo Brand lol

 

[freakinacage]

i\'d like to get over this cold and not have to work sunday night

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
us girls can\'t grow a beard sooooooo I guess no religion for us

Soooooooooooooooo tempted..........................

 

[Infidel Castro]

Originally posted by Talion
I think I\'m going to grow a beard and start a new religion.

Who\'s with me??????

P.S. For you younger people with the inablility to grow a beard, I will accept beards on a stick as mandatory equipment.

Shit, I just shaved mine off! 10 days of growth, it was coming up to a pretty beard-like look.

 

[Talion]

Ok now being the official leader of the new religion the:

BEARDITES

I feel it is my responsibility to supply the nessacary equipment to join.

For those people without beards......please refer to here


Neophyte Beard

From here you can download a novice beard........to begin with.