Originally posted by wiccanpony
:innocent: reaching over and \"Yanking\" the plug to the TV out of the wall, taking heavy lamp to X-box in front of sobbing BF. making a note to self, get new blind BF.!! lollollol
You know, I just do not get it. When us boys are all ready for some of that nuzzling, cuddling and loving, then we\'re only thinking with our nuts. Then we don\'t love the ladies for who they are, only for the rise they give us. We can buy them roses and chocolates, only to find we forgot to buy the damn aspirin. We can run the bath for them, brimming with bubbles, sop them with wine, cook an amazing meal, only to find they\'re now too bloody tired! Don\'t even start with a foot massage... the eyes close off right there on the couch.
\"Can\'t you just hold me tonight?\"
\"Why can\'t you just let me relax and appreciate all you do for me?\"
\"Can\'t you just accept that I love you?\"
But when
they want a little bit of nookie... Imagine what would happen if the boys said the same sorts of things to the girls - we\'d be guaranteeing ourself no whoopie for a month at the least. Fickle, fickle, fickle!
Girls, here are two bits of wisdom for you;
the X-Box and the PS3 never complain if you push the buttons too hard, and as Confucius said, \"Woman who put man in doghouse will find man in cathouse.\"
(Removing my tongue from my cheek)