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wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:D now who said orcs had to be ugly..if this was a mini I would buy it.

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Donga

Active member
Apart from the teeth, ears, skin colour & nipple ring. She looks like my wife???

I need to have a chat...
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
I found her on Elfwood by Ursula Vernon and though she was stunning and so different from the standard orc looks.


Donga is a lucky man;)


where the hell is Vikey, he\'s missing out:p
 

freakinacage

Well-known member
Originally posted by Donga
Apart from the teeth, ears, skin colour & nipple ring. She looks like my wife???

I need to have a chat...
PIC! i demand reference (not a topless one though)
 

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
Originally posted by Donga
Apart from the teeth, ears, skin colour & nipple ring. She looks like my wife???

That\'s the parts that do look like my wife....
lol
 

Donga

Active member
Originally posted by freakinacage
Originally posted by Donga
Apart from the teeth, ears, skin colour & nipple ring. She looks like my wife???

I need to have a chat...
PIC! i demand reference (not a topless one though)

Proof, not too shabby for three months pregnant!

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Crete, a few years ago. Charlotte was pregnant with William (who\'s now three!).
 

Amazon warrior

New member
That\'s very cool. Orks iz peepul too! :D If I was going to nit-pick, I\'d say her fang looks odd. Like the artist forgot about it until the last minute and then drew it in in a hurry.

@ Donga: You can\'t tell that your wife\'s pregnant at all there! She looks very slim. It\'s a nice photo.
 

Jericho

Consummate Brushlicker
Well typically you aren\'t visibly pregnant until 4 months in :p

Anyway she looks like a very lovely lady, even if she isn\'t green. That just means you don\'t have to fight off a horny Captain Kirk every once in a while :)
 

Amazon warrior

New member
Originally posted by Jericho
Well typically you aren\'t visibly pregnant until 4 months in :p
Really? I confess, I\'m a bit vague about how it all works.* Like when people say \"He\'s just started to walk/talk/do advanced calculus at x months old!\" about their kid. My knee-jerk response is always \"Errrrm. Good?\"
*I know how the whole thing starts! I\'ve just been vigorous in my pursuit of methods to ensure it doesn\'t go any further! ;)
 

No Such Agency

New member
I just like the Alfons Mucha style of the image. \"Orc Nouveau\" if you will. And yes, the fang looks odd. I think it should be more forward on her mouth for one thing.
 

Farin

New member
@Jerichp
Anyway she looks like a very lovely lady, even if she isn\'t green. That just means you don\'t have to fight off a horny Captain Kirk every once in a while
lol

Now i really have to say there are some similarities between your better half and the orc lady ( and i mean that as a compliment )

@NO Such Agency: My best Friend has two of these Art Noveau Paintings in his kitchen. They look exactly like this one - except üf cause that the ladies are not green and instead of mushromms there lillies in the background. I must say that the artist did a very good job at copying the style of that era
 

freakinacage

Well-known member
none too shabby indeed! a nice healthy meal you have there too, it\'s good to see you are treating her every now and again!
 

Donga

Active member
Treat em mean keep em...(blah blah blah)

The fruit came free at the end of the meal (along with a little bottle of Raki, that I drank, Charlotte being pregnant and all :drunk: )

Ahem!

(it really is a good job Charlotte does not read this forum lol )
 
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