Best. Ebay. Description. EVER.

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chaos877

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Hilarity.

Or, if the auction is closed by the time you get to it,


Here are 5 well painted AoBR Nobz. They were painted in Goff clan colors and are on urban rubble bases. You are bidding on the actual models shown in the photos. They were painted to a high standard by finkrod, whose work has been discussed many times on the 40K Radio podcast. As you can see they\'ve got weathering, battle damage, the whole nine yards. You know you\'re way too too busy to paint your own minis, so why bother? They are matte varnished and ready for the tabletop! Go ahead, make your friends gnash their teeth in frustration when these great looking Nobz kick the crap outta their marines. Then when they say \"Hey, those are some nice looking models. Did you paint them?\" you can look them straight in the eye and say \"Why yes, yes I did.\" You\'ve always wished your army looked as cool as that other guys army, you know the one. WELL NOW IT CAN!!! Why buy from a seller from God knows where. Who knows, they might even be using slave labor to get their products finished. Are they? Damned if I know, but wouldn\'t you sleep better at night knowing YOUR minis weren\'t painted by political prisoners or 7 year old children? I know I would. Plus who wants to wait for a shipment all the way from Siam or Shangri La. I\'m right here in the U.S. where there is less chance of your package being stolen by bandits or hijacked by pirates along the way. DON\'T GET ROPED IN BY FLASHY GRAPHICS AND STATIC GRASS! DON\'T BE A CHUMP!!! SCIENCE HAS PROVEN BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT THAT WELL PAINTED MINIS LOOK BETTER THAN NON WELL PAINTED MINIS!!! EVERY MINUTE YOU DON\"T OWN THESE IS ANOTHER MINUTE OF LESS AWESOMENESS!!!! Payment must be received within 7 days of the completion of the auction. I am currently only accepting payments via PayPal. The item will be shipped via USPS Priority mail within 3 days of payment. Sorry, but I am only shipping to the US at the moment. All sales are final
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This guy sounds like the Shamwow! guy.
 
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AinuLainour

New member
You\'ll wonder how you could\'ve lived without \'em! You\'ll hear yourself saying wow everytime you use \'em in a game of 40k..

that\'s really funny stuff though lol
 
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ScottRadom

Shogun of Saskatchewan
Awesome. I know how I will be listing my stuff from now on!

....also my wife actually bought a shamwow. It\'s made in Germany, so you know it\'s good!
 
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DIablofollower

Guest
That\'s great stuff, did the minis actually end up selling?

@Scott- Also don\'t forget that not only is it made in Germany but also not to be fooled by imitators!
 
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Undave

Flockwit
Look! Look! Here they are :eek:

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I won\'t be able to live with my lack of AWESOMNESS!!!™ if I don\'t make an immediate bid lol
 
moonmin82

moonmin82

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\"Who knows, they might even be using slave labor to get their products finished. Are they?\"

Genious! Enough said!!
 
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uberdark

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this man could single handedly save the miniature hobby by becoming the chuck norris of the miniature world....

all hail the awesomeness.

i think chuck may strike me down now. but it was worth ...........SMASH........
 
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ScottRadom

Shogun of Saskatchewan
Originally posted by Naukhel
Originally posted by BarstoolProphet
Based with genuine Saskatchewan Sealskin Bindings!
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And here I thought I was the only Super Dave Osborne fan.
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It\'s only funny to us Canadians, and more so when you live in Saskatchewan. Because of the in joke.

Stupid people don\'t realize that our ocean life in Saskatchewan was protected by Tommy Douglas after he instituted universal Health Care. Seeing what he did for the human population he was able to use his influence to keep the great Saskatchewan Seal hunt from taking place ever again, and now Genuine Sask. Sealskin is impossible to get on the open market.

Though if anyone wants any genuine Saskatchewan sealskin plucked from our many ocean dwelling seals they can PM me. But get your wallets ready, that shit ain\'t cheap anymore, eh!
 
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