Better than a night at the Comedy Club!

[Zora]

Hey, I just realized!

I just did my 100th post AND took a shot at Finn!

I MUST be a Member, now!

lol:bouncy:lol

 

[Nailpainter2003]

See what I mean!? I just about wet my panties reading these posts!! You guys are in the wrong line of business; although, my jovial side is at its peak; hence, the true test comes in the morning!!
Thanks everyone!!lollollol

A BIG congratulations, Zora....and fine job you\'re doing, too!

 

[finn17]

Me too!!!

Originally posted by Nailpainter2003
See what I mean!? I just about wet my panties reading these posts!!

But that would be a big mistake because at some point, my wife\'s gonna want them back

 

[Nailpainter2003]

Originally posted by finn17
My pappy always used to say, \"If you got it - flaunt it\"

Personally, I just tie it around my waist and pretend it\'s a belt.

I just do my best to fit as much alcohol and sex in between the gaps as I can

Hey finn,
You better be very careful if you go drinking too much alcohol whilst you\'re \'Belt\' is tied in place....you\'re apt to back up the system and keel over from renal failure. Wouldn\'t that be a sight at the emergency room? Ahhh, poor chap forgot to loosen his belt before imbibing!!

 

[Sand Rat]

You know, thats the kind of comment I would expect from a Paraquack - I mean Paramedic, those fine upstanding individuals

 

[Nailpainter2003]

Originally posted by steelcult
You know, thats the kind of comment I would expect from a Paraquack - I mean Paramedic, those fine upstanding individuals

Oh my, you\'ll have to forgive me, steelcult, but my imagination went into overdrive with finn\'s flaunting escapade. I\'ll regain my composure, change my panties and rejoin the ranks of the dignified. At least I don\'t read these forums while at work....might have to crash land the helicopter!

 

[Sand Rat]

No problem there - I spent way to long in the fire service to really do more than duck when the chopper comes in low.

 

[Chrispy]

Did I hear my name somehwere?

I thought I did, but then it\'s all sex and undergarments with you people....

 

[darthfoley]

Originally posted by Nailpainter2003
You better be very careful if you go drinking too much alcohol whilst you\'re \'Belt\' is tied in place....you\'re apt to back up the system and keel over from renal failure. Wouldn\'t that be a sight at the emergency room? Ahhh, poor chap forgot to loosen his belt before imbibing!!

I\'m quite sure that if ol\' Finn hasn\'t suffocated from being under all the manure he shovels, a little backed up kidney action won\'t hurt him much. lol

*raises pint at Finn*

 

[Zora]

Ewwwww...

Originally posted by Chrispy
I thought I did, but then it\'s all sex and undergarments with you people....

Chrispy undergarments?:|~

 

[finn17]

Hehehe....

My favourite line from the sitcom \'Bottom\'

\"I\'ve been soaking these underpants for three weeks...........and I still can\'t get them off!\"

 

[Tuubje]

Blasphemy!!!


You don\'t visit the forums that often anymore and suddenly you\'re out of the \'10\', that elite club must be broken!!

I found your clubhouse once in the invisible thread and i will do it again

 

[Sand Rat]

Umm, Tuubje, whats with the shouting? This is a nice quiet thread about normal things. There is no need to shout.

 

[Nailpainter2003]

Darthfoley, you\'re my hero on another thread....\"Definitions of Cool!\"

And, I agree with steelcult...this iis a nice, quiet thread about normal stuff!

I\'m still currently looking for the final five in the 10 most humorous posts, so Tuubje, don\'t be discouraged....there\'s still hope!
:bouncy::bouncy::bouncy:
Faye

 

[dauber22]

Originally posted by Tuubje
Blasphemy!!!


You don\'t visit the forums that often anymore and suddenly you\'re out of the \'10\', that elite club must be broken!!

I found your clubhouse once in the invisible thread and i will do it again

Don\'t despair, Tuubje. Just the other day in a thread over on one of the Warhammer forums (I don\'t remember if its 40K or WFB) I gave you the Lifetime Achievement Award for Creative use of Signature Lines & Avatars ANd, frankly, you\'re edging in on \"Best Use of an Abnormal Typeface! lol

 

[finn17]

Hmm....thinks...

Originally posted by darthfoleyI\'m quite sure that if ol\' Finn hasn\'t suffocated from being under all the manure he shovels, a little backed up kidney action won\'t hurt him much. lol

*raises pint at Finn*

The \'Grandpa\'s Kidney\' episode of the Simpsons. Particularly the X-Ray bit:flip:

 

[darthfoley]

Originally posted by Nailpainter2003
Darthfoley, you\'re my hero on another thread....\"Definitions of Cool!\"

Woot! I may not have cracked the top ten funnies yet, but service with a smile is my specialty.

 

[Nailpainter2003]

Originally posted by darthfoley

Originally posted by Nailpainter2003
Darthfoley, you\'re my hero on another thread....\"Definitions of Cool!\"

Woot! I may not have cracked the top ten funnies yet, but service with a smile is my specialty.

Oh yes, there should be many more like you, darth....Ummm, may I call you darth?
And would you really give up the remote? What a man! What a Man!!
Faye

 

[finn17]

Oh c\'mon Faye...be realistic!

Originally posted by Nailpainter2003
And would you really give up the remote? What a man! What a Man!!
Faye

My understanding was that Mr Foley would be happy to pass you your remote, or a remote. He never volunteered to give up the remote.
This is how us poor men get suckered in all the time - you give them an inch and they take the remote

 

[Tuubje]

Originally posted by steelcult
Umm, Tuubje, whats with the shouting? This is a nice quiet thread about normal things. There is no need to shout.

Just my new \"knack\" the blasphemy stuff; if it really annoys you friend, i\'ll quit it