Hey now, I'm no sailor

One hundred percent airborne/air assault qualified, expert qualified on M4 carbine, M240L Machine Gun, grenades, 60,81, and 120mm mortars, M9 pistol, M203 grenade launcher, Honor graduate of the Infantry Mortar Leader's Course, Distinguished Leaser of the Warrior Leader Course, Honor graduate of the Advanced Leader's Course, Expert Infantryman's Badge, Combat Indantryman's Badge, EMT qualified, basic Pashtun language proficiency, basic Modern Standard Arabic language proficiency, Mountaineering school graduate, Pathfinder Badge, bachelors in Middle Eastern Studies from the American Military University, and numerous other meritorious achievements and commendations. Lol...basically, US Army infantry grunt with some extra training
Hmmm...I've actually never written all my credentials out like this. I am close to medically retiring from the Army soon, but I may have to look for work as an Executive Protection Agent.
Thank you you for the flattering remarks BaM. Hold your judgement until the end when I either mess it up or put it together. Cheers!!!