Originally posted by demonherald
..add to that he had to sign a disclaimer that says he can\'t sue if his nuts drop off but as I say he made a good wad of cash in a fortnight...
Sorry, just the possibility of the nuts dropping off would scare me away. Sort of like those med ads on TV where the possible side effects last longer than the other parts of the ad.
So, that brings us to the old joke:
A sailor stationed in the Philippines awakes one day to find his member a most unpleasant shade. He goes to the base doc, and the doc says that it must be surgically amputated. He decides to get a second opinion from an off base doc from (country of choice). Again, the doc says that it must be surgically amputated. He\'s really panicked now, but decides to get a third opinion, this time from the local Philippino doc. The doctor looks at it, thinks for a bit. Then he says \"Always these American doctors, all they want to do is cut, cut, cut. Get paid big money and spend it on cars. Don\'t worry, relax, and go home.\"
Of course, the guy is relieved! \"Then its going to be okay?!\"
The doctor nods, \"Yes, yes. One week and penis fall off all by itself.\"
Thank you, I\'ll be here til bedtime.
