Bored in Somerset?

[MacBrown]

This is what OAPs get up to in Somerset

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006260266,00.html

Its in the Sun Newspaper so it must be true lol

 

[krom1415]

He must of been well hung!

Or should of been. Poor cow.

 

[supervike]

Firstly, what is an OAP?

Secondly, and much more importantly...the little blurbs on the side say \"Right Said Fred\" is making a comeback! Oh joy!

 

[MacBrown]

OAP stands for Old Age Pensioner, someone who is retired and obviously ( as in this case) has too much time on their hands.

What are they called on your side of the pond?

 

[supervike]

old farts.



lollol

We just call them either \'senior citizens\' or \'retirees\'


I live in an agricultural state. People trying to mount various barnyard animals seems to be a common occurence....

One guy got caught with a sheep...but to make matters worse, he had dressed the sheep up in a sexy nightgown!!

 

[james sequeira]

the arresting police must have had aright laugh at the station after lol

 

[Modderrhu]

Originally posted by MacBrown
What are they called on your side of the pond?

supervike, dauber22, wiccanpony... Oh, there are a whole load of names for them.

 

[philologus]

The link to the page 3 girls doesn\'t work!

 

[supervike]

Originally posted by Modderrhu

Originally posted by MacBrown
What are they called on your side of the pond?

supervike, dauber22, wiccanpony... Oh, there are a whole load of names for them.

Egads man! I am only 37....(38 in 11 days!) Don\'t retire me yet!

 

[dougaderly]

what and udder travesty.

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by supervike

Originally posted by Modderrhu

Originally posted by MacBrown
What are they called on your side of the pond?

supervike, dauber22, wiccanpony... Oh, there are a whole load of names for them.

Egads man! I am only 37....(38 in 11 days!) Don\'t retire me yet!

ok just for you Vike...we will put you out to “Stud” instead of calling it retirement.


Oh....the dirty stores I could tell about horse hard-ons...but for the children I shall restrain myself.:innocent:

 

[penguin]

Yeuch...:|~

 

[Shawn R. L.]

Oh....the dirty stores I could tell about horse hard-ons...but for the children I shall restrain myself.:innocent:

Zoinks!! Even at that limited expalnation it\'s a little too much info.

 

[Avicenna]

Bloody hell! I\'m glad I moved just over the border into Devon!!! We dont have any of that sort of thing down here!

 

[supervike]

Originally posted by Avicenna
Bloody hell! I\'m glad I moved just over the border into Devon!!! We dont have any of that sort of thing down here!

What, no OAPs?

 

[Beelzebrush]

Originally posted by supervike
[quote

What, no OAPs?

Nah.... they all moved to Somerset because the cow to people ratio is more favourable.

I remember a story in the local paper a few years ago when a chap was caught by his wife in a similarly compromising position with a chicken lol She even called the police and had him arrested... I think his lame excuse was that he was checking for eggs lol

 

[supervike]

A chicken?!!?

I didn\'t even know that was possible....

I am sure he was the cock of the walk though....

 

[MarkusTay]

Originally posted by MacBrown
OAP stands for Old Age Pensioner, someone who is retired and obviously ( as in this case) has too much time on their hands.

What are they called on your side of the pond?

Floridians

lol

 

[finn17]

*snigger*

Originally posted by Avicenna
Bloody hell! I\'m glad I moved just over the border into Devon!!! We dont have any of that sort of thing down here!

lol

 

[tooshy]

Originally posted by supervike

Originally posted by Modderrhu

Originally posted by MacBrown
What are they called on your side of the pond?

supervike, dauber22, wiccanpony... Oh, there are a whole load of names for them.

Egads man! I am only 37....(38 in 11 days!) Don\'t retire me yet!

I still don\'t believe I\'m so much older than you Vike. It\'s wrong.....so very wrong