Botched Painting from the Dollar Store Tutorial

Archon Shiva

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So, you have neither the skills, equipment or patience to paint miniatures properly? You see posts from people who claim they can't paint to save their lives and keep going "I wish I could do that!" You're hesitant to buy supplies because you're convinced that after a single horrible failed attempt, they're never going to be used again? You're afraid of even touching a brush to a miniature because you think the unpainted probably looks better than anything you can manage?

This is the tutorial for you. It's going to teach you how to paint badly. It's going to make you do stuff and use materials that will make the experts curl up and cry. But you're going to paint miniatures. And they're going to look better than you ever thought you could manage.

This tutorial is intended mostly for the people who were drawn in by Zombicide, so I'll be painting a zombie. I'll be painting a glow-in-the-dark figure from a $6 100-pack of Zombies!!!, because I had it handy. I've never painted a zombie, so it's not even going to be a good zombie.

I've made some of the less critical pictures links to make the thread load faster.

A. Materials
Paint: Get the cheap stuff from the dollar store. Think $1 per 60ml bottle. If you already have paint for whatever reason, you can probably use that. Avoid latex paint you'd use for walls, that may be a bit thick.

Start with black, two shades of brown and some sort of green-gray-blue-ish zombie skin tone. Maybe a bit of blue, for jeans, and red, if you want blood. You can always run by the dollar store later for more colors.

Brushes: Think five-for-a-dollar, with different tip sizes. Or go crazy, invest a whole $5 and get a semi-decent brush - but it might be a bit too soon for that.

As for workspace, you want something to protect your table, a saucer of water, something to mix paint in, and a paper towel. Light helps.

B. Cleaning the miniature
The small things are where it's at. Wash the miniatures in warm, soapy water. Work inside a strainer to avoid losing one in the drain. Rinse and dry. Skipping this step messes up two things: the paint won't stick as well, and it will never dry completely, making the figure sticky forever.

C. Priming
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Paint the whole thing black. Don't worry about putting fingers everywhere, or uneven paint. If it seems to accumulate too much in places, paint over that area again once the brush starts to run out of paint. You could do only half at once, if it helps. Let it dry, then add another coat. More drying is a good thing.

D. Painting
Always do layers from the inside out. In this case, skin first, then clothing.

Just put whatever skin color you're using where there should be skin. In this case, the head, hands, and a bit of leg sticking out. I also put some in the hole on its back. If you use too much, wipe it with the paintbrush again, but don't worry about it.

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Note that I clearly missed spots on his left arm with the primer. It doesn't matter, we'll hide it later.

I then used a technique called dry brushing where you put some paint on a brush, then wipe most of it on a paper towel.
Then, in the manner of a young kid enthusiastically painting his first white picket fence, slap some brush strokes across the jacket.
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On the plus side, I added some paint to where I missed his arm with the primer.
On the minus side, I went and put some jacket brown over his ribs, which is sorta wrong. Don't worry, it'll fix later.
 

Archon Shiva

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Next, we'll do some highlights. After letting it dry a few minutes, use a lighter brown, and this time wipe the brush almost completely by pinching the paper towel around the brush.

Use the same general technique as before, but paint it even less heavily. The contrast of two colors will really help bring out the details.
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Note that I put some brown on his face. I'm not even going to bother fixing this one.

I then started on the pants, applying paint liberally, with a really terrible shade of blue. I immediately regretted it. But we'll fix that, too.
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This picture also shows how badly the base was primed.

After it dries, I used a more frank shade, and used dry brushing technique as I did for the second layer on the jacket. Dry brushing really brings out the edges and leaves the creases alone, creating highlights and contrast. With these results, one could be excused for thinking I almost know what I'm doing.
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Finishing touches, already. Dry brushing again, I put some red where we can see inside his torso...
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Then I took my finest $0.20 brush and splotched some around his mouth. I touched the very tip of the brush to the long-dry black paint, and barely poked his eyes with it. You can use a toothpick for that if you're feeling insecure. I paint a lot of stuff using toothpicks - they don't bend like bristles do.
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After it dries, we're ready for the dip - the opposite of dry brushing, also known as a wash. First, wipe your mixing plate carefully. About this carefully. Then, add a bit of black paint, and water. Technically you should mix a little, but by the time I was done taking pictures, it had pretty much mixed itself.
Dunk your biggest brush in the muddy water, and apply it to the figure - the whole thing should get covered almost by itself.
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Shake the water off, then let it dry. Where dry brushing highlights the edges of the sculpt, a wash helps show the creases in the model.
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Minis look much better in a proper setting than held an inch from your eyes.
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You and I can do a lot better than that with some effort and practice. Using better miniatures than a 6-cents glow-in-the-dark zombie also helps with end result. You can find much better tutorials detailing each step, and both washing and dry brushing benefit richly from added technique and attention. You can also mess around with colours - a white or green base coat, or using red for a wash, all bring new dimension to painting. But the idea is, you can do it - if you have a plan for dealing with a zombie invasion, you should also be able to deal with painting miniatures.

Comments and suggestions welcome, especially to make things easier to understand, but I don't want to add techniques here - being inadequate is the whole idea.

Omake
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