bringing little sis to the dark side

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spazzy

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I have slowly found myself creeping closer and closer to the dark side. It started out with casually buyng a few minis here and there, then spending all my spare work time on CMON. Next, I threw out all my craft paints for mini paints, then chucked my cheap nylon brushes for a few 0 and 1 Windsor Newtons. Slot bases weren\'t good enough any more. Later I found myself secretly trying to shape the tip of my paintbrush with my lips. Now I am buying and hoarding minis. A victim of my own depravity, I have been content with my mini issues. Now, I have enticed my little sister into the hobby, after helping her purchase her first three minis and showing her the CMON site.

Our parents will never forgive me for her corruption!

*cue meniacal laughter*lol:twisted:
 
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mattrock

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Another one bites the dust...

...drinks the kool-aid

...bought the farm

...signed her soul away

...

tell her we said welcome to the dark side: :beer:
 
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spazzy

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*more meniacal laughter*

My daughter is looking at my new blisters of minis and asking if she can paint them.

She wants me to find her a pretty girl on a white horse for her to paint. *snif* my little girl is growing up past the battle bunnies! :cry:
 
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spazzy

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no, she\'s not cute, she\'s beautiful. At 16, she\'s also jailbait. Don\'t any of you creepy freaks get any idea! I\'m still pretty protective of my little sis.:flame:
 
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fieldarchy

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Originally posted by spazzy
no, she\'s not cute, she\'s beautiful. At 16, she\'s also jailbait. Don\'t any of you creepy freaks get any idea! I\'m still pretty protective of my little sis.:flame:
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Too late, Jeffy already has the ideas
 
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squidders

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dunno about you septics but 16 is good to go over here yaknow lol

not that I\'m implying anything... just sayin\'. :innocent:
 
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mattrock

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16 huh? :twisted::cool:





kidding!....I\'m kidding! I\'m not a pedofile! Seriously....there was only that once and I thought she was 18. What? I\'ve met some 18 year old sixth graders before....


lol - that was so wrong...my wife would be proud to be called by the name.

It\'s my son\'s birthday today by the way. I wonder if 4 is too young to teach blending....
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:rolleyes: well it wouldn’t be the “Dark Side” if you would break down and buy new batteries for that flashlight. :plol
 
Avelorn

Avelorn

Sven Jonsson
Okay keep her there while I call in the SWAT-team with Riot shields to take care of this mess.

Maybe if we could get an add to be placed right over this thread then...

NO!!! not the old man-pervert one!!
 
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fieldarchy

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Meh, what do you expect. This hobby is filled with dirty old men who ain\'t gettin\' none lol When fresh meat is dangled in front of them they behave like the wild animals they are!
 
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mrrocknroll

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Originally posted by spazzy
I have slowly found myself creeping closer and closer to the dark side.
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Fear leads to hate, hate leads to anger, anger leads to suffering, suffering leads to something something something darkside.

Welcome to the boards.
 
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mrrocknroll

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Originally posted by fieldarchy
Meh, what do you expect. This hobby is filled with dirty old men who ain\'t gettin\' none lol When fresh meat is dangled in front of them they behave like the wild animals they are!
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Some of us aren\'t old!! :cool:
 
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