Brushes with the law...

[pate]

Which is a shame as I made a vow that if I ever had to do any time (Even a week) I would get the scales of justice tattooed on my back like DeNiro in cape fear. I would also talk about how the joint changed me all the time. So that's it really.

Aaaa man that cracked me up. Of course the background isn't funny, but the story itself is priceless. The ending took it to a new level aswell!

 

[Hinton]

Please don't admit to real crimes you have committed on the internet. Keep it hypothetical in nature, or use SWIM (Some one Who Isn't Me) AFOAF (A Friend Of A Friend)

I've never committed any crimes on the internet.

:beerwave:

Seriously, though, guess that pretty much leaves me out.

 

[DrEvilmonki]

Back when my friends sometimes referred to me as The red eyed reefa monki I was living in a converted garage on the property of my landlord. One early morning I got a knock on the door and it was customs. They had a warrant to search the landlords property and as the garage was on it they got to search my place as well.

Seems the landlord knew an idiot in England who thought it was a good idea to send hash through the mail. Also turns out that in the greenhouse behind my garage were about 25 dope plants.

Fortunately I had been burgled about 3 weeks earlier and all my hydroponic stuff had been stolen out of my closet - including what I had been growing. The customs guy asked me if he would find anything. I showed him my smoking pipe (which was actually a sherlock holmes style pipe), they put the sniffer dog through, gave me the pipe back and said have a nice day.

I decided I really wasn't that interested in hydroponics after that.