Cafe Du\' Freak

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uberstupor

New member
ladies and gentleman welcome to the cafe du\' freak. we are located directly behind the freak bar and only serve the most sickest depraved c\'moners. feel free to enjoy a mint julippe and some caviare with percoset.

and dont forget to take you shoes off at the door.

i am your matre\'de uberstupor
 
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uberstupor

New member
Originally posted by No Such Agency
Can a non-Freak enter the Cafe du Freak? Membership used to have its privileges, dammit!
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mr. agency: why yes a non-freak may enter. but they have to sit with the sherpas in the corner by the door to the kitchen.
 
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uberstupor

New member
mr. supervike this is no bar. it is a restuarant for our upper eschelon citizens. since you are beyond freak with over 10,000 posts and various personalities you get the big boy seat with the harem of 96 virgins beckoning you at all times.

enjoy mr. supervike. oh and feel free to do what you like, as long as you do not hurt mr. no such agency... he is \"human\" after all.

pathetic fleshies!!!!!
 
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Highbulp Billy

New member
Hurrah, at last a place for the midnight munchies to be sated in perfectly sane surroundings and company.

Right well, I\'ll have a crocodile sandwich ...and make it quick haha. No, wait that\'s wrong... erm, I meant make it speedy... no, what I meant was I\'ll have the soup.
 
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uberstupor

New member
Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
Hurrah, at last a place for the midnight munchies to be sated in perfectly sane surroundings and company.

Right well, I\'ll have a crocodile sandwich ...and make it quick haha. No, wait that\'s wrong... erm, I meant make it speedy... no, what I meant was I\'ll have the soup.
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mr. billy i believe you wanted the smiley special a side of :cry: with a bit of :D followed by a double side of :cussing::cussing:

that should work for you.
 
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Highbulp Billy

New member
Not bad at all. But I think it needs a bit of :flame::moon: if you\'re going to get that Michelin star.

By the way, I\'ll have a :|~ to go
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:cool: Walking in....... spying a table by the picture window..... looking at menu.....tossing menu over shoulder..... I’ll have the wild salmon with lemon sauce, wild rice, wild mushrooms and wild strawberries for dessert, served by a good-looking wild man. Please.... (must remember my manners).:beer:
 
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uberstupor

New member
ladies and gentlemen.... tonights dinner theatre will be a classic retelling of transformers in the guise of romeo and juliet.

juliet will be played by optimus prime
and the role of romeo shall be played by none other than duke from g.i. joe.

proving once and for all that optimus prime might be jewish but he is definitely gay!!!

enjoy the show people.:evil:
 
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mud duck

New member
\"Hark! What light in yonder window break. It\'s the east, and Juliet, the Matrix! Arise fair All Spark, and kill the invidious Decepiton. If thou shall not, I shall no long be a Joe.\"
By all the Dark Gods, someone kill this abomination of bad dinner theater quick!
Poor William is doing back flips in his grave!
 
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Highbulp Billy

New member
- \"A toy robot by any other name would smell as sweeeet\"

- \"A curse on both your guises!\"

- \"Romeo, Romeo. Where for art thou Romeo.

I\'m over here, disguised as a tape recorder\"

lol
 
airhead

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
oohhh, bangers and mash?

with a cheap wine - anything last week with a twist off cap.
 
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supervike

Super Moderator
Originally posted by uberstupor
mr. supervike this is no bar. it is a restuarant for our upper eschelon citizens. since you are beyond freak with over 10,000 posts and various personalities you get the big boy seat with the harem of 96 virgins beckoning you at all times.
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Whoo hoo!
 
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uberstupor

New member
excuse me gentlemen and ladies, but there is too much ordering and not enough help. i believe we need some chefs. i do not COOK. its a bit beneath me. so claus von bula and steelcult shall be our chefs.

now stop the ordering and get with the debauchery gentlemen.

oh and a dungeon has just been put in. but this time dauber 22 is the dungeon master. not wiccanpony
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:twisted: walking out of Dungeon................. what!!................bet you didn’t know my Basement connects with this one.:plol
 
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