Cafe Du\' Freak

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uberstupor

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Originally posted by wiccanpony
:twisted: walking out of Dungeon................. what!!................bet you didn’t know my Basement connects with this one.:plol
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the incredible hulk appears behind donna and ushers her out of the door.

\"you no do that again. bad witch.\"

tiny little bunnies with the name chad tattoed on their backs come into the cafe\' basement and proceed to patch up the wall. this time they make sure the mortar is thicker with more persians.

mrs. pony: we at the establishment to not take this break in lightly. you may come back but only if you join mr. vike at his table as part of his harem.

sorry but those are the rules.

would you care for a mysteriously wonderful sandwich with something sharp in it?

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mr. vike: we hate to tell you this, but we are out of plain. all we have is crunchy peanut butter. but please enjoy a

:( on the side with some :twisted::twisted::twisted::evil: on your way back to your seat.
 
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Onis Lair

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Man what a jip! These sherpas stink to high heaven. And the cafe managed to find virgins in this day and age, my what a swanky place this is.
 
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uberdark

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picks sherpa poo off of seat.

i know what its like oni... well another 500 for you and 100 and some for me. heres to non-freaks.

cheers.

ewwwwww....... this isnt a drink....its.........


vike!!!!!!!!!!! no more pee ....we are so not supposed to be treated like this. lets go back to the freak bar oni. wait ..... donna is back there. ill take my chances here.

;)
 
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Manus

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I would like to take nr.9 and 23 to my room for a 34, 12 and......oh I see you got.....a 41 - they will of cause be returned unharmed.......I see, not a problem, just you pay extra mr
 
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Manus

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goddammit - must be all those late nights in Bangkok.
Cursing and kicking sherpas - just a little.

nr 34 looked so good
 
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uberstupor

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well ladies and gentleman i hope this matri.....errr..... restaurant is to your liking. we hope you consider keeping the restaurant around to stop another thing such as myself from manifesting if we should let our local freak bar grow out of control again, the next thing could be mr. anderson (keanu) and optimus prime being born from the dungeon in the Cafe Du Freak.

i believe we shall make mr. dauber22 and matty1001 the general manager and assistant manager respectively.

be warned.... :cool:
 
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lono

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I make 999 posts, then some git goes and opens a new bar that happily accepts non-freaks. Why, that makes my posting efforts practically redundant. Dang and blast it!
 
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uberdark

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oh they accept us alright. but come on.... sitting with sherpas is NOT fun.

not to mention vike taunts us all the time.

mr. dauber22 please help us. the sherpas and yetis are beginning to plot......
 
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dauber22

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[sticks head out of door to the dungeon]
Vike!!! Tell your yetis to leave Uber alone or I\'ll be forced to discipline them!
Speaking of which, has my shipment of cucumbers and novelty ice cubes arrived yet :twisted:
 
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Manus

New member
AArgh - kicking aside a sherpa and a...what the hell are you ????? - knew there was some thing I forgot - be right back with the delivery sir.
 
Fizl

Fizl

Secret Crocodile
CAn you make me a cheese and crisp sarnie please, and i\'ll have it over in the freak bar

Theres a good man!

Shaz
 
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DaN

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Is someone getting Sherpas mixed up with Llamas or something...? They\'re not actually animals (Unless you count people as animals too)

I am confused
 
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rosac

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dammit! stupid sherpas. stealing my seat and coke when i leave for the toilet then blaming uber. not fun! oh well at least wiccaponys taken one... can i have a order of:) with a bit of :eek: and a hint of :D
thank you.
 
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