Cafe Du\' Freak

[uberstupor]

miss pony: i am sorry but if you leave the room, the sherpa you are carrying will explode once you leave with it. The sherpas are a permanent fixture of the Cafe. much like your home made whips and chains.

terribly sorry, have some favre beans and a nice ceante.


:evil:

 

[uberdark]

today is a momentous occasion for sherpas the world around.

on this day in 1953 sir edmund hillary and his much stronger and cooler sherpa made it to the top of mount everest.

bangers and mash are on me!!!

 

[lizcam]

(walking in with a coffee IV in arm) Why are the sherpas all dancing that funny little dance? What are they celebrating? Give me a grilled cheese on white with mazzarella and provolone cheeses please and a side of fresh fruit.

Do I HAVE to set with the sherpas? They smell like yak when they start sweating! And believe me, with all this jumping around they are sweating!

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Hey Uber, I\'ve brought the \"thing\" over and found a pot for it by the kitchen door. I think we should wait until the Sherpas have calmed down a bit before unveiling it though as they\'re liable to explode if they get any more excited

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
Hey Uber, I\'ve brought the \"thing\" over and found a pot for it by the kitchen door. I think we should wait until the Sherpas have calmed down a bit before unveiling it though as they\'re liable to explode if they get any more excited

Just curious and don\'t want to spoil the surprize but.........why does it need a pot? Shouldn\'t that be pedistal? Then again, what with the toenails and fluids, maybe pot would be right. It\'s not alive, is it?

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
Hey Uber, I\'ve brought the \"thing\" over and found a pot for it by the kitchen door. I think we should wait until the Sherpas have calmed down a bit before unveiling it though as they\'re liable to explode if they get any more excited

Just curious and don\'t want to spoil the surprize but.........why does it need a pot? Shouldn\'t that be pedistal? Then again, what with the toenails and fluids, maybe pot would be right. It\'s not alive, is it?

Oops, had actually meant \"spot\" but I guess the S key on my other keyboard ain\'t so good. Then again, a living statue... we could sit back and, with careful nurturing, watch that bust grow and grow :]

 

[uberdark]

ok took a while all. but now we have our statue to lizcam all done. course i had no idea as to what she looks like so i guessed. the toenail clipping got eaten by the sherpas so i made this one out of rancid margarine.

enjoy lizcam!!!!!lollol

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by uberdark
ok took a while all. but now we have our statue to lizcam all done. course i had no idea as to what she looks like so i guessed. the toenail clipping got eaten by the sherpas so i made this one out of rancid margarine.

enjoy lizcam!!!!!lollol

LOL! Okay, so make the mouth smaller, add 20 years and about 100 lbs and you\'ll be pretty close. lol you two are huge dorks you know! I\'m flattered. And you can manhandle my bust any time billy. Uberdark, keep your toenails to yourself. Butter is better! Thanks guys

 

[Manus]

aah - as they still seem unhappy about serving us here in the corner, do you think lizcam would mind if I had just a bit front tooth to go with the toenail the sherpas seemed to miss

 

[wiccanpony]

reaching over with butter knife..... buttering my roll.

 

[uberdark]

Originally posted by Manus
aah - as they still seem unhappy about serving us here in the corner, do you think lizcam would mind if I had just a bit front tooth to go with the toenail the sherpas seemed to miss

manus: she\'s under a thousand posts too. she is sitting right here with the sherpas.

we suck..... but i wont much longer lol

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by lizcam
[...And you can manhandle my bust any time billy...

Looks like I\'ve got another new hobby to eat away at my painting time :twisted:

 

[Manus]

Originally posted by Highbulp Billy

Originally posted by lizcam
[...And you can manhandle my bust any time billy...

Looks like I\'ve got another new hobby to eat away at my painting time :twisted:

See the wife is just out the house and you\'re allready ordering a 24......
nice hobby though :yes:

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Gotta make the most of it while I can, she\'s back on wednesday * / :bouncy:

*Delete smiley as applicable

 

[Torn blue sky]

\"meh - sod virgins, i\'d rather have a woman who knows what she\'s doing!! \"
~freakinacage~

Aayyyyyyee, you had your chance Sonny Jim. And you Blew it! lol

Dairy sculptures eh? I think Uberdark has just redefined \"A knob of Butter\" lol

MORE MEAD!!! :beer:

 

[rosac]

wheres my with a bit of and a hint of just wondering. p.s these sweaty sherpas need a shower/bath

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
Dairy sculptures eh? I think Uberdark has just redefined \"A knob of Butter\" lol

MORE MEAD!!! :beer:

Why does that phrase always remind of Last Tango In Paris???

 

[lizcam]

(walks in and sits down fidgetting with a salt shaker nervusly) Um hi all! Hello sherpas. Hi Uber. Hi Billy. Jeez! I.........need something.......anything.......lord help me.......It\'s been 3 days........just feed me and .........what\'s been happening? (puts the shaker down with a shaking hand).

Does this place disapear often? I mean, you get me hooked and then you disapear for THREE DAYS! HOW\'S AA GIRL TO SURVIVE?.......deep breath......oooommmmmmm......

food please. Anything that uber hasn\'t touched will be fine. Sorry for the freak out. but it\'s been THREE DAYS!

 

[uberstupor]

miss lizcam: please help yourself to some chocolates and cerebral linking to cmon. you should be fine from now on.

and dont worry we will keep that awful uberdark away from you. although the buttery bust is quite the hit. so maybe he isnt all that bad.

no he actually is.... we shall unleash the spartans.

*spartans come running into the room attacking anyone under 1,000 posts except for the glorious lizcam who bears the children of sparta and cmon.*

i guess we will have to put dr. frankenstein back to work. oh well.

 

[wiccanpony]

Popping in.........heading over to sit with Lizcam, yep, I think it was a conspiracy I couldn’t get into CMON, my Dungeon ..in fact a couple of boards I post on were down. What is with that???

Hey?! narrowing eyes.......are........those.......... “MY”............ Spartans! “MOONLIGHTING” :flame: