Cafe Du\' Freak

Onis Lair

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*Was headed in for some abuse by the sherpas when the spartans attacked. Hides under the bodies of several dead under 1000 post posters.*
Damn spartas! Always when i want buttered scones and sherpa abuse.
 

uberdark

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oni,

you already died. dauber and uberstupor erased your mind after you were killed. hope you dont mind that you were killed by a dead sherpa. he was fat and naked and his butt landed on your head and you couldnt breath. then you died.

wiccanpony: i dont think those were your spartans. i think those were the spartans from the local 406. not the local 405 of which yours are from.

big difference. these guys want to be spartans... where as yours are just newbie freaks who are being sequestered by you. ;)
 

lizcam

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Originally posted by uberdark
oni,

you already died. dauber and uberstupor erased your mind after you were killed. hope you dont mind that you were killed by a dead sherpa. he was fat and naked and his butt landed on your head and you couldnt breath. then you died.

wiccanpony: i dont think those were your spartans. i think those were the spartans from the local 406. not the local 405 of which yours are from.

big difference. these guys want to be spartans... where as yours are just newbie freaks who are being sequestered by you. ;)

(dipping butter off my bust and applying it to bread) Much better. Miss Pony, is it me or did that Spartan just swing a backhand like a tennis player? I think they\'re using French open losers as Spartans today. Look at that one! Hit that head lick a pansy! Good for tennis balls but he won\'t EVER get any depth on his cuts with a swing like that!
 

brapattack

New member
Phewww! Did i miss the spartans? Well, i\'m claiming squatters rights, the sherpas aren\'t pleased, but thats quite alright. One day, one day....
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:D welcome brapattack..... I understand the yak in mushroom sauce is quite good. The Spartans take the yak out back and tenderize it by repeating tossing iit off a cliff.
lollollol
 

Evil Bones

New member
:cussing:been nicking for CMON for 3 days:cussing:

and i know whom to blame.....

:flame:MATTY!!!!!!

he goes on vacation and tries to take CMON with him.

finds a table....\"can i get a cold :beer: and a CMON IV?\":cool:
 

uberstupor

New member
ladies and gentlemen and i use the term loosely. *eyes* the patrons.

it has come to my attention that we should have an \"adult entertainment\" room.

so without further ado.....

*opens up crushed velvet curtain*

enjoy! :D

everyone looks inside and sees a room full of unpainted miniatures and all the paint a mini lover could ever want. there is even a blow torch for vike and pony to fight over who uses it first.

what were you expecting you pathetic fleshies! naughty little minxes.!!!:twisted:
 

Manus

New member
rises slowly from the dead - looks at them other dead - \"I see dead people \" - ahh, just my line of work :twisted::cool: . Ahh an adults-only-room, just my line of work again. \"and what\'s this\" turning rapidly looking scared........
 

rosac

New member
oh damn im too young for the adult room. hey what the... where are all the other non freaks... i pop out to the little boys room for ten seconds and look what happens... hey the sherpas are dead! yay!:D
 

uberdark

New member
who says the sherpas are dead.

they never die. they are the men of men damnit!!!!!

they climb mount everest and laugh at us all the time. you think a spartan can kill a sherpa... nay i tells ya NAY!!!!!!!

the spartans only killed us under 1,000 posts.... sherpas are superceded by that.

here is something to ponder: a sherpa that paints minis.

tis\' a god methinks. :D:innocent::D
 

Highbulp Billy

New member
The Sherpas aren\'t dead ...they always smell that way. It\'s the heady mix of yak scented deodorant and the rancid margarine idols of Lizcam they carry with them :yes:
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:rolleyes:If the sherpas are climbing Mount Everest all the time, when do the have time to paint minis??

also, I take it you serve “Buttery Nipples” here too....:plol:drunk:
 

uberdark

New member
pony: duh!!! they paint minis whilst climbing mt. everest. what do you think the base camps are for? breathing oxygen? no its all about the minis.
:innocent:
 

rosac

New member
Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
The Sherpas aren\'t dead ...they always smell that way. It\'s the heady mix of yak scented deodorant and the rancid margarine idols of Lizcam they carry with them :yes:
dammit.... why can\'t they die... are they blessed by their savoir lizcam or something? do these false idols protect them in some way? Heretic sherpas? in a cafe? ok this is normal... edges out to the non freak ghetto... bye!
 

Highbulp Billy

New member
All those who serve the Dairy Queen Lizcam gain eternal life. Some at the cost of their personal aroma, others at the cost of their sanity leading to emo-imbalance.
 

uberstupor

New member
mr. rosac: the sherpas are above all known things and are actually brought to life from the great CHAD.... he is all and above all else, will never let one come to harm. if you take one from the cafe, you will explode.

the establishment hopes that this explains the theory of sherpas a bit more.
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
All those who serve the Dairy Queen Lizcam gain eternal life. Some at the cost of their personal aroma, others at the cost of their sanity leading to emo-imbalance.

Thier bodies may continue on but I controle thier souls! WWWAAAHHHHAAAAHAAA!

Hey, A girl has to have a hobby (other than painting):cool:
 

Sand Rat

New member
Hmm - you guys need to invest in some sort of sherpa population control over here - they\'re escaping all over the place.
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by uberstupor
mr. rosac: the sherpas are above all known things and are actually brought to life from the great CHAD.... he is all and above all else, will never let one come to harm. if you take one from the cafe, you will explode.

the establishment hopes that this explains the theory of sherpas a bit more.

Hey, don\'t ruin my delusions! :cussing:
 

Highbulp Billy

New member
Originally posted by lizcam
Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
All those who serve the Dairy Queen Lizcam gain eternal life. Some at the cost of their personal aroma, others at the cost of their sanity leading to emo-imbalance.

Thier bodies may continue on but I controle thier souls! WWWAAAHHHHAAAAHAAA!

Hey, A girl has to have a hobby (other than painting):cool:
So, you get the souls and Donna gets the bodies. At least we get to keep our own minds

...such as they are.
 
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