Cafe Du\' Freak
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freakinacage
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that was a great accent there uber - you practice often?
Mistycball
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freakinacage
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what an unusual first post!
Highbulp Billy
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Hey Misty, hope you\'re not lactose-intolerantOriginally posted by lizcam
Originally posted by Mistycball
Welcome and join in the fun! You\'ll have to sit with the sherpas and me but the sherpas love me and I can usually get one or two to go against thier programming. Want anything to eat?
Welcome to the only insane virtual eating establishment on the internet that breeds it\'s own sherpas. Which reminds me, Lizcam sherpa number 37 says he\'s ready for you now...Highbulp Billy
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*staggers into the cafe looking like Wile E Coyote after a misjudged TNT incident*
Wow, when you said those Sherpas explode if someone tries to take them you weren\'t kidding. Next time I\'ll make them wait for liz
Wow, when you said those Sherpas explode if someone tries to take them you weren\'t kidding. Next time I\'ll make them wait for liz
lizcam
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Stop abusing the sherpas! You have no idea what it takes to bring them back! Now pass me the catsup, a turkey baster, some string and a sharp knife. Oh, and I need a few bits of the sherpa, a good steak and some yak butter.
Billy, your fault so you get to assist! Come along and don\'t drip ash all over the other patrons.
Billy, your fault so you get to assist! Come along and don\'t drip ash all over the other patrons.
Highbulp Billy
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I\'ll fetch my bucket and spade as soon as I can stop my trousers from smouldering.
lizcam
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(sherpas file into room#2 with a pot of beans and bottles of wine chanting \"butter, butter, butter and scones\")
(Sounds of chopping and slurping stiring sounds come from room #2)
(from Billy) Lizcam! Put that knife down....NO...NOT THERE!.....AAARRRRGGGHHHHH!
(more chanting and the smell of cooking flesh. Sounds of Billy wimpering)
(Sherpa #37 staggers out of room#2, followed by Billy with his arm wrapped in bandages, followed by drunken farting sherpa\'s, followed by Liz holding her nose).
Be careful next time Billy, and when I say hold still, hold still! Get this sherpa some chicken fried yak in a yak butter sauce. I\'m going next door for a drink.
(Sounds of chopping and slurping stiring sounds come from room #2)
(from Billy) Lizcam! Put that knife down....NO...NOT THERE!.....AAARRRRGGGHHHHH!
(more chanting and the smell of cooking flesh. Sounds of Billy wimpering)
(Sherpa #37 staggers out of room#2, followed by Billy with his arm wrapped in bandages, followed by drunken farting sherpa\'s, followed by Liz holding her nose).
Be careful next time Billy, and when I say hold still, hold still! Get this sherpa some chicken fried yak in a yak butter sauce. I\'m going next door for a drink.
Highbulp Billy
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Why me?I\'m off to see if the Freak Medical Unit has been finished yet. I think it\'s time for the green pills...
Highbulp Billy
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Ah, Nurse Brunhilda - I\'ve seen all your movies
yeh the non freak ghettos a bit messed up after some sherpas escaped and exploded, blowing up my cardboard house, i ll have to camp under a table...
goes under table...
urhh liz cam, tell your sherpas not to smear butter and blood into an image of you under the tables, and tell them to stop spraying yak sweat on me.
lizcam
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(climbing under the table and removing said sculpt) I\'m so sorry......um......could you do me a favor? There\'s a hose out back. Can you rinse off a bit? The smell of yak, rancid butter and blood is bad enough. It\'s a bit over-the-top when you add in freak ally colonge as well.
(slapping sherpa wrists) Leave that there! And no sweating on the refugees!
Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
I\'m off to see if the Freak Medical Unit has been finished yet. I think it\'s time for the green pills...
see that\'s what happens when you sit with the sherpa crowd when you don\'t have to.
By the way heard that lizcam would show us that barmaid(/nurse/what ever is your plesure sir) looking pic around here - is it that one under the table??
