Cafe Du\' Freak

[rosac]

Originally posted by lizcam

[icould you do me a favor? There\'s a hose out back. Can you rinse off a bit? The smell of yak, rancid butter and blood is bad enough. It\'s a bit over-the-top when you add in freak ally colonge as well.

(slapping sherpa wrists) Leave that there! And no sweating on the refugees!

Comes backs drenched. Phew all fresh and clean. i have stolen a crate from out back which will suit me perfectly as a house. not as roomy as i would have liked but y\'know... its more fortified. see you in the non freak ghetto. and this cafe. occasionally.

 

[uberdark]

now rosac,

you know you need to stop that. the box is made out of mint and dead australians with kangaroo bits and pieces. (no offense to our aussie folks) so i would reccomend some bactine and a case of underwear to get rid of the smell. and just remember the sherpas always have a place for you here in the cafe.

 

[uberdark]

i smell cheese!!!!

anyone for rancid lamb fries?

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by uberdark
i smell cheese!!!!

anyone for rancid lamb fries?

Yuk! You\'ve been around the sherpas too long. They eat them with pot noodles.

I\'ll have some roast chicken, pilaf, salad with lime and oil dressing and a nice wheat beer. Thanks.

You never did tell me how the mop boy gig was going. what you been up to? Seems slow around here latlely.

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Things do seem to have slowed down somewhat - and I\'m not just talking about the service in this cafe. Where\'s the ham, bacon, chicken, salami, pepperoni and corned beef sandwich I haven\'t ordered yet?

 

[uberdark]

oki boys and goils.

i am going to a wedding this weekend and the woman is bridezilla from the planet bitchalot.

her mother is the evil morgan la dumb hoe!

please pray for me, or atleast get me some vicodine to ease the pain.

:no::no:

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by uberdark
please pray for me, or atleast get me some vicodine to ease the pain.

:no::no:

I have vicodine but transporting drug thru\' the mail is a federal offense and if I wouldn\'t go to jail for bengoodall I won\'t go for you! Suck it up and be a man! (then come here and cry on my shoulder. I have a special kind of treatment for guys who cry :twisted: )

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by uberdark
please pray for me, or atleast get me some vicodine to ease the pain.

:no::no:

I have vicodine but transporting drug thru\' the mail is a federal offense and if I wouldn\'t go to jail for bengoodall I won\'t go for you! Suck it up and be a man! (then come here and cry on my shoulder. I have a special kind of treatment for guys who cry :twisted: )

...and several special treatments that make men cry

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Highbulp Billy

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by uberdark
please pray for me, or atleast get me some vicodine to ease the pain.

:no::no:

I have vicodine but transporting drug thru\' the mail is a federal offense and if I wouldn\'t go to jail for bengoodall I won\'t go for you! Suck it up and be a man! (then come here and cry on my shoulder. I have a special kind of treatment for guys who cry :twisted: )

...and several special treatments that make men cry

How did ya know? oh...wait...don\'t answer that! :innocent: :redface:

Like my quotes BTW?

 

[Highbulp Billy]

I\'m finding fame all over CMON now - quotes galore and ZapotekE has even named a skaven after me - guess I\'m just universally loved lol

 

[Manus]

Originally posted by uberdark
oki boys and goils.

i am going to a wedding this weekend and the woman is bridezilla from the planet bitchalot.

her mother is the evil morgan la dumb hoe!

please pray for me, or atleast get me some vicodine to ease the pain.

:no::no:

You should have choosen another wife then

 

[lizcam]

Why don\'t guys like weddings? I never understood it. My husband will use absolutly ANY excuse to get out of going to a wedding. He tries to send me by myself.

 

[Highbulp Billy]

I think the main reason us men don\'t like going to weddings is the look we get given when we shout \"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON\'T DO IT MAN!!!\" at the groom. Personally, I find it a lot easier to just send a wreath :yes:

 

[lizcam]

Here I thought it was the clothes we make you wear. and all the girly flowers and all that talk about love and crap (that\'s how my hubby would put it).

 

[Yetie]

I don\'t like going to the church or the ceremony, but the :drunk::drunk: afterwards is always good. For me its the fact that i\'m just geting over the ache from the ball and chain on my ankle from my last relationship and i wasn\'t even hitched lol

 

[lizcam]

BTW, Billy, do you ever sleep? Not that I\'m complaining or anything, but no matter what time of day I get on line, there you are ready to share your wisdom.

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Yetie
I don\'t like going to the church or the ceremony, but the :drunk::drunk: afterwards is always good. For me its the fact that i\'m just geting over the ache from the ball and chain on my ankle from my last relationship and i wasn\'t even hitched lol

So if we girls just took the guy down to the courthouse, got hitched and threw a kegger you guys would be much happier?

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by Yetie
I don\'t like going to the church or the ceremony, but the :drunk::drunk: afterwards is always good. For me its the fact that i\'m just geting over the ache from the ball and chain on my ankle from my last relationship and i wasn\'t even hitched lol

So if we girls just took the guy down to the courthouse, got hitched and threw a kegger you guys would be much happier?

Looks like one of \'ems got the message lads lol

As for sleep - I was thinking the same of you this morning. Not sure on the time difference between the UK necropolis and California\'s itchy rash but you seemed to be up mighty early/late today. At the moment I\'m mostly around during work hours here or whenever the wife\'s out and the boy\'s asleep. Plus I have a special device that tells me everytime you post so I can be there - wouldn\'t want you missing me

 

[ipaintminis]

well, all the weddings i\'ve been to (save 2 maybe) i\'ve sang for.

so going to weddings means singing for people, and i don\'t mind that.

the best one was when the best man passed out from all the alchol at the bachlors party, they had to drag him into the side room and i *think* they had to call an ambulance.

that one was funny. he was fine, but the look on the brides face, priceless!

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Highbulp BillyNot sure on the time difference between the UK necropolis and California\'s itchy rash but you seemed to be up mighty early/late today.

8 hours. It\'s almost 8am here. I was up late last night trying to paint eyes. Ended by stripping the face and then couldn\'t sleep worrying about it. Up now because I get up @ 630 am no matter what (I may go back to sleep an hour later sometimes, but I\'m out of bed @ 630)