Cafe Du\' Freak

[matty1001]

The last wedding reception I went to I got completely mortal. It was at a social club so it was only £2 for a double with mixer and £1.25 a pint. I had had 6 pints in the town before going over then about £25\'s worth of drink. Thats alot of liquid.
Needless to say I can\'t remember much. Though I do remember talking to the groom\'s mother telling her she should be really proud (in that serious way you do when your bladdered) then telling someone she was a shite team leader at work and I much prefered the other one (she never really talks to me much more.

 

[Highbulp Billy]

I now have this mental image of you stumbling about in your jammies that will stay with me the rest of the day

EDIT - that\'s aimed at liz rather than Matty. Although having typed that I now have a more disturbing image involving jammies and a matching hat

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by ipaintminis
well, all the weddings i\'ve been to (save 2 maybe) i\'ve sang for.

so going to weddings means singing for people, and i don\'t mind that.

the best one was when the best man passed out from all the alchol at the bachlors party, they had to drag him into the side room and i *think* they had to call an ambulance.

that one was funny. he was fine, but the look on the brides face, priceless!

Best wedding I went to MR Cam and I were invited because we are a mixed couple. Didn\'t even know the couple.

Were walking down the street like we always did and waved \"hi\" to the neighbor like we always did and she waived us over. She was the brides Mom (white) and her daughter was marrying a black guy from Jamaica (luck girl) but both families were upset by it (eary \'80\'s and it was a big deal back then). She was impressed by how well My hubby and I got along so invited us to the wedding \"just to show them it can work\".

Wow! Jamaican wedding! The bride and groom literally danced down the isle (back yard wedding) dressed in native Jamaican clothes. Lot of singing and clapping and stamping of feet! No stuffy rows of chairs, everyone stood whereever they wanted, danced and clapped thru\' the whole cerimony.

That rum punch?!? :drunk::drunk::drunk: glass and I had to call in sick to work. Best party, let alone wedding, I\'ve ever been to.

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
I now have this mental image of you stumbling about in your jammies that will stay with me the rest of the day

EDIT - that\'s aimed at liz rather than Matty. Although having typed that I now have a more disturbing image involving jammies and a matching hat

More disturbing yet.....It\'s too hot for jammies latly so.....well....um....none for me

 

[Yetie]

OMG my poor brain can\'t handle that image. I do love a good wedding reception at my old mans when i best man i started drinking when we woke up (vodka n oragne left from the night b4). I did my speech on the fly and everyone loved iot cause it was loaded with emotinal comments due to the booze. Then i got kidnapped by the horde of middle aged women my dad works with quite disturbing when your only 18 :redface:. Still was a good en lol

 

[Highbulp Billy]

:redface:

How am I supposed to concentrate on my football tonight after that?

As for weddings. The best I\'ve been to recently was a French/Greek/Cambodian wedding held just outside Paris. That was truly eclectic and the reception incuded the best of all cuisines and cultures including mass plate smashing. These European types wil do anything to avoid the washing up lol

 

[uberdark]

ok so i am writing from the best western in naperville il.

lets put it t his way guys and gals. we went to a place called heavenly bodies and by the end of the night i smelled of cocoa butter and stripper nipples. so after buying the best man a lap dance i had to take it upon myself and make sure it was well worth the money.

needless to say if anyone ever meets a girl from bulgaria named cassandra tell her uber says hi.

and btw billy the hair on my knees is now rubbed off. and not from football.

 

[Yetie]

That a boy uber that a boy. You gota love the smell of coco butter in the morning lol :drunk:

 

[Bengoodall]

I cant see why people have to have a boring ceremony wedding type, the only thing I wanna walk slowly down an isle for is a funeral, which, isnt really far off.

Which is why when me and becca get married, there is no church, and dont expect me to go to bed.

well, apart from for that.

 

[lizcam]

<sherpa\'s shuffle in carrying a huge butter cream filled cake chanting the sherpa wedding song which sound remarkably like the song sung by the flying monkeys in wizard of OZ>

Hi boys! Just thought we\'d throw a reception in honor of Ubie\'s wedding trip. The buffet is open in room#1 and I have a special set up in room #2 for all you boys who missed out on the bachlor party Uber went to. Have fun!

 

[airhead]

Originally posted by lizcam
Up now because I get up @ 630 am no matter what (I may go back to sleep an hour later sometimes, but I\'m out of bed @ 630)

That is about the time that my body says it is time to get up. I always listen to it, but sometimes have the sense to go back to bed.

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by lizcam
<sherpa\'s shuffle in carrying a huge butter cream filled cake chanting the sherpa wedding song which sound remarkably like the song sung by the flying monkeys in wizard of OZ>

Hi boys! Just thought we\'d throw a reception in honor of Ubie\'s wedding trip. The buffet is open in room#1 and I have a special set up in room #2 for all you boys who missed out on the bachlor party Uber went to. Have fun!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh, shaved sherpas doing lapdances is not quite what I expected! Guess I should have learnt my lesson by now :no:

 

[Yetie]

*walks into room 2 and is promptly hit by a flying ping pong ball.
My god i never want to see shaven sherpa\'s doing anything like that a again. Think I\'m going to be sick. :|~:redface:

 

[uberstupor]

ladies and gentlemen: the cafe will be closed for a while for repairs and the coming of the transformers movie. we hope that you will find our carboard box and complimentary beer nuts to your liking. however mr. vike does need to use up his virgins before the warranty expires. we dont want a repeat of last year when matty and billy both came up with mysterious cases of the clap.

thank you and have a good day.

dont forget the box is pretty big.

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by uberstupor
ladies and gentlemen: the cafe will be closed for a while for repairs and the coming of the transformers movie. we hope that you will find our carboard box and complimentary beer nuts to your liking. however mr. vike does need to use up his virgins before the warranty expires. we dont want a repeat of last year when matty and billy both came up with mysterious cases of the clap.

thank you and have a good day.

dont forget the box is pretty big.

Does this mean the sherpas are going to have to go back to living in my garage again? I still haven\'t gotten the smell out from before! Damn!

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by uberstupor
ladies and gentlemen: the cafe will be closed for a while for repairs and the coming of the transformers movie. we hope that you will find our carboard box and complimentary beer nuts to your liking. however mr. vike does need to use up his virgins before the warranty expires. we dont want a repeat of last year when matty and billy both came up with mysterious cases of the clap.

thank you and have a good day.

dont forget the box is pretty big.

hehe he said \"box\" hehe :duh:

 

[uberstupor]

all apologies

we at the cafe would like to apologize for the long delay in reopening.

we had to have a mourning period of over 30 days since Megatron died in the transformers movie.

however the cafe is now open and we have 65 free virgins since mr. supervike has not done anything with them in over 30 days.

not to mention coffee and some absinthe.

enjoy the fighting over virgin #17 she is quite feisty!

and of course the sherpas will be here to assist you.

 

[wiccanpony]

??? Liz and I are still waiting for “Our” virgins......... sorry yaks and sherpas don’t count.

Thanks for the loan of the sherpas at the FB, Fluffy’s scales have never looked so lovely from the buffing with butter and the lads have learned to line dance in time to drum and nose flute.:beer:

 

[uberstupor]

ahhhh yes...miss pony and miss cam.....we have just the thing for you. you may take any of the \"freaks\" who have already freaked do with what you want, but only on the third Saturday of every month.

union rules and what not with the local
M.B.U. #774
Mop Boy Union that is.

sorry about that.
they have become \"organized\"

 

[lizcam]

Doea this mean I can finally get the sherpas out of my garage? They didn\'t understand that this is a DESSERT I live in and it\'s hot. Thier chants have been taking on an unpleasant edge lately.