Angelos3000
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Calling all english or anyone who likes footy
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Highbulp Billy
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Awwwww, poor little winker 
\"Why does nobody love me?\" ??????
I could forgive him the diving, the cheating, even trying to get Rooney sent off but the smug wink was a step too far.
Nice ad, they should have it on the hordings for all of United\'s away matches lol
\"Why does nobody love me?\" ???
???I could forgive him the diving, the cheating, even trying to get Rooney sent off but the smug wink
was a step too far.Nice ad, they should have it on the hordings for all of United\'s away matches lol
Ah yes....it was 9th grade, Mrs. Rule\'s English class.
Suzie Fossleman sat right behind me, about half way through the semester, everytime I\'d put my foot behind me, Suzie would \'happen\' to put her foot ahead of her....soon our feet were touching.
It was a magical time, when just touching a pretty girls foot with my own seemed daring, yet so right.
For some reason, I never paid much attention to little Suzie outside of class. I don\'t know why. She was pretty, smart, and came from a decent family.
Ah...if I knew then what I know now!
Anyhow....this doesn\'t quite ring true with the topic here....but English and \'footsie\' were the best I could do.
Plus Mrs. Rule was hot!
Suzie Fossleman sat right behind me, about half way through the semester, everytime I\'d put my foot behind me, Suzie would \'happen\' to put her foot ahead of her....soon our feet were touching.
It was a magical time, when just touching a pretty girls foot with my own seemed daring, yet so right.
For some reason, I never paid much attention to little Suzie outside of class. I don\'t know why. She was pretty, smart, and came from a decent family.
Ah...if I knew then what I know now!
Anyhow....this doesn\'t quite ring true with the topic here....but English and \'footsie\' were the best I could do.
Plus Mrs. Rule was hot!
Torn blue sky
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Trust you Vikey, to try and spoil this thread with tales of your pevious conquests...but kudos!
One chick used to dig me in the shins but I knew she loved me really...And I didn\'t even know what a masochist was in thems days! Ah if I Knew then what I know now..
And I hate football, its a berties game...so there
One chick used to dig me in the shins but I knew she loved me really...And I didn\'t even know what a masochist was in thems days! Ah if I Knew then what I know now..
And I hate football, its a berties game...so there
stumpkiller
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that was you?
:innocent:Torn blue sky
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Yeah, I was goa ask you out once but you were a bit intimidating and at one point I was almost sure you had rabies...
Goes to show...Iiiii\'ll leave it there...
Goes to show...Iiiii\'ll leave it there...
Highbulp Billy
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Real \"real men\" don\'t play, they do.
And if you think football\'s for sissies, try a sunday pub league match without shinpads or medical insurance
*edit* and wearing a \"Ronaldo\" shirt lol
Highbulp Billy
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Yeah but that other guy was another \"sissie\" footballer :bouncy:
Meh. He\'s probably gay because what he was actually doing was consistantly bothering Rooney for a threesome with his girl friend. Personally, I don\'t blame him for knocking him out.
You might think football\'s for sissies, but you can\'t change my mind about that. Try having the ball kicked in your face, I\'ve had that done quite a bit.
You might think football\'s for sissies, but you can\'t change my mind about that. Try having the ball kicked in your face, I\'ve had that done quite a bit.
Highbulp Billy
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Don\'t worry, I\'m still firmly in the \"not for sissies\" camp having had my nose broken during a school match. That same season we managed to break a collar bone, a leg and two wrists - not all on the same person though. Strangely I can remember that but not whether we won any games or not... priorities I guess
ps anyone who wants a threesome with Wayne Rooney isn\'t gay, they\'re disturbed!
Torn blue sky
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football\'s a puffs game, thats the final word on the matter! Now don\'t you lads have some needle point to be geting on with???
MPJ
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Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
Real \"real men\" don\'t play, they do.
And if you think football\'s for sissies, try a sunday pub league match without shinpads or medical insurance
*edit* and wearing a \"Ronaldo\" shirt lol
I played my first year of University Hockey with no helmet so I\'m sure I could manage some soccer with no shinpads. :drunk:
I never had a lot of skill as a hockey player but I was one hell of a goon. I suppose they call them \'enforcers\' now.
Meh,
I\'ve broken my nose four times and twice was playing football (although one of those was heading the back of one of my own players whilst going for a high ball).
The other two were done once whilst boxing and secondly falling off some monkey bars and inexplicably thinking it would be a good idea to land on my face rather than my feet!
I\'ve broken my nose four times and twice was playing football (although one of those was heading the back of one of my own players whilst going for a high ball).
The other two were done once whilst boxing and secondly falling off some monkey bars and inexplicably thinking it would be a good idea to land on my face rather than my feet!
Astorderire
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Maybe for masochistic sissies then...
