Can anyone help with a spanish translation please?

[OrkyDave]

Hiya I recently got this feedback from a model I sold on ebay


buen vendedor, rapido y en perfecto estado, recomendado

From the jist of it I think its good, but was hoping someone who speaks spanish may be able to translate it for me.

 

[matty1001]

\"good salesman, fast and in perfect state, recommended\"

There ya go Dave

 

[Jericho]

That\'s a pretty direct one, but yeah I think it gets the point across.

Good seller, it was fast and perfect, I recommend it.

There\'s no \"it\" in Spanish so you have to fill in the gaps some times or it looks funny.

 

[vincegamer]

no \"it\"?
What about \"lo\"?

 

[Highbulp Billy]

My Spanish is a little rusty but I thought it said \"your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries\" ...oh yes, and \"recommended\"

 

[Rodnik]

Nothing to add...the translation(s) capture the spirit..

However, I couldn\'t help but think of the first few minutes of \"Goonies\", when Corey Feldman was translating for the new maid......

 

[DaN]

It says:
\"Go away you nasty person, you wiper-of-other-people\'s-bottoms, I fart in your general direction, you son of a silly person. Thanks again, recommended.\"

 

[noneedforaname]

Me cago en la leche de la puta madre el pario tonto cono

 

[Jericho]

Originally posted by vincegamer
no \"it\"?
What about \"lo\"?

I suppose that\'s about as close as you\'ll get