Celebrities say some stupid things
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\"I smoked but did not inhale.\"
Pick your celebrity.
Pick your celebrity.
Ebonbuddha
Active member
Well, it isn\'t a surprise that this woman\'s ego has gotten that big.
Am I an Ambassador for Hong Kong or Japan? I guess it will have to be Japan since I have been there three times.
Maybe I should be one for Africa. I mean, I am black. That must meet at least 90% of the criteria. lol
Am I an Ambassador for Hong Kong or Japan? I guess it will have to be Japan since I have been there three times.
Maybe I should be one for Africa. I mean, I am black. That must meet at least 90% of the criteria. lol
Roger Bunting
New member
I tried to think of some response to that story; but I have no words for it...???
uberdark: i am the ambassador of megatron....cower before his might!!!
highbulp: i am the ambassador of bloodied knees. all doctors take my money please!
roger bunting: Hey you guuuuuuyssssss!!!!
lizcam: *poot*
supervike: i am the ambassador of cmon, all bow before my moderating a bilities.
dragonsreach: i am the other ambassador of cmon, all bow before you bow before supervikes moderating a bilities.
wiccanpony: you know i wont even touch that one.
lollollol
highbulp: i am the ambassador of bloodied knees. all doctors take my money please!
roger bunting: Hey you guuuuuuyssssss!!!!
lizcam: *poot*
supervike: i am the ambassador of cmon, all bow before my moderating a bilities.
dragonsreach: i am the other ambassador of cmon, all bow before you bow before supervikes moderating a bilities.
wiccanpony: you know i wont even touch that one.
lollollol
hubbabubba
New member
Madonna sucks, and her phoney public school boy husband and his working class hero films suck too.
More stupid things said by public figures:
Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator: \"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing.\"
Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: \"This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.\"
Murray Walker: \"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.\"
Greg Norman: \"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.\"
Alan Minter: \"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.\"
Terry Venables: \"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again\"
Ron Atkinson: \"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn\'t like it - you can see it all over their faces.\"
Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977: \"Ah, isn\'t that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.\"
Metro Radio: \"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It\'s like they\'ve got eleven Dicks on the field.\"
David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics: \"There goes Juantorena down the backstraight, opening his legs and showing his class.\"
US TV Commentator: \"One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing sowell is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?\"
More stupid things said by public figures:
Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator: \"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing.\"
Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: \"This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.\"
Murray Walker: \"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.\"
Greg Norman: \"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.\"
Alan Minter: \"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.\"
Terry Venables: \"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again\"
Ron Atkinson: \"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn\'t like it - you can see it all over their faces.\"
Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977: \"Ah, isn\'t that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.\"
Metro Radio: \"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It\'s like they\'ve got eleven Dicks on the field.\"
David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics: \"There goes Juantorena down the backstraight, opening his legs and showing his class.\"
US TV Commentator: \"One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing sowell is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?\"
hubbabubba you are killin\' me manlol...i\'m sittin\' here with a stitch in my side, and tears runnin\' down my face...after the second or third quote, i could hardly read on...
wooo...i needed that...cheers bro...
@ebonbuddha: in the sense of irony in the madonna article, you could indeed be the ambassador to japan...i would be the ambassador to africa, since i\'m whitelol...
i\'m not suprised that the orthodox jews think that madonna\'s promotion of the kabhalah is an abomination...it is their most mystical book, not something that lightweights toss around like an issue of people magazine...not to mention the historical treatment of the jews by the catholics...in spain, before the jews were expelled along with the moors by king philip, they actually had a runnin\' of the jew(like sasha makes fun of in his borat film)...they greased a pig, and made the leader of the ghetto chase him around the square naked!!! and that was the spaniards bein\' nice!!! crazy times...
there were spanish jews in columbus\' fleet, but he lied and said they had converted...all the rest got deported if they wouldn\'t convert...that\'s one of the reasons that there are a lot of morrocan jews, but doesn\'t explain why some morrocans tried to kill me because they thought i was jewish
:cussing:...
one love
jah
wooo...i needed that...cheers bro...
@ebonbuddha: in the sense of irony in the madonna article, you could indeed be the ambassador to japan...i would be the ambassador to africa, since i\'m whitelol...
i\'m not suprised that the orthodox jews think that madonna\'s promotion of the kabhalah is an abomination...it is their most mystical book, not something that lightweights toss around like an issue of people magazine...not to mention the historical treatment of the jews by the catholics...in spain, before the jews were expelled along with the moors by king philip, they actually had a runnin\' of the jew(like sasha makes fun of in his borat film)...they greased a pig, and made the leader of the ghetto chase him around the square naked!!! and that was the spaniards bein\' nice!!! crazy times...
there were spanish jews in columbus\' fleet, but he lied and said they had converted...all the rest got deported if they wouldn\'t convert...that\'s one of the reasons that there are a lot of morrocan jews, but doesn\'t explain why some morrocans tried to kill me because they thought i was jewish
:cussing:...
one love
jah
Ebonbuddha
Active member
Hahahaha...Good point.
Sorry to hear you almost got killed by Morrocans.
Sorry to hear you almost got killed by Morrocans.
Hands of blue
New member
Everyone has propably seen this already, but...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
Roger Bunting
New member
If I didn\'t hear the question I would not have known what she was on about.
hubbabubba
New member
Wow, what a no brainer, talk about engage brain before mouth.
This girls just done wonders for the dumb blond bimbo role model...way to go....lol
This girls just done wonders for the dumb blond bimbo role model...way to go....lol
eh...Mrs. South Carolina is a bit different than other celebs.
I really think she was still in shock over being announced as a finalist, then hit with a question (which I doubt the numbers quoted) that probably shouldn\'t have been asked at a teen beauty pageant.
I mean, really, at 17, I wasn\'t too interested in other peoples educational levels. I have a hard time believing that a 17 year old beauty queen would either.
And she did go on TV and acknowledge her mistake as well as laugh at herself.
I really think she was still in shock over being announced as a finalist, then hit with a question (which I doubt the numbers quoted) that probably shouldn\'t have been asked at a teen beauty pageant.
I mean, really, at 17, I wasn\'t too interested in other peoples educational levels. I have a hard time believing that a 17 year old beauty queen would either.
And she did go on TV and acknowledge her mistake as well as laugh at herself.
Roger Bunting
New member
I do miss his commentry. Here are some more of his gems.
\"As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is 5th\"
\"Alboreto has dropped back up to fifth place\"
\"Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna\'s Lotus sounding rough ?\"
Murray: And look at the flames coming from the back of Berger\'s McLaren
James: Actually, Murray, they\'re not flames, it\'s the safety light.
lets not forget john madden.
the king of dumb.
you know the field goal in this case is the worst case situation..wait wait..the worst case situation is a turnover, the best case situation is a touchdown and the field goal is somewhere in between the two\"
“Coaches have to watch for what they don\'t want to see and listen to what they don\'t want to hear.”
\"His helmet flew off...that\'s the bad news. The good news is his head wasn\'t in it.\"
\"ben roethlisberger has to be a part of this game for the steelers to win.\"
\"if you like defense with your coffee, this is the game for you.\"
a quote from madden 2006...
\"Tell your linemen to block on this play. Tell your linemen to block on every play, not just this one.\"
\"The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.\"
\"If you see a defensive team with dirt and mud on their backs, they\'ve had a bad day.\"
\"To get more yards, it\'s best to move the ball from the line of scrimmage down the field.\"
\"Usually the team with the most points wins the game!\"
“Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they\'re bigger than everybody else, and that\'s what makes them the biggest guys on the field.”
\"He put the left-handed mustard on that one!\"
the king of dumb.
you know the field goal in this case is the worst case situation..wait wait..the worst case situation is a turnover, the best case situation is a touchdown and the field goal is somewhere in between the two\"
“Coaches have to watch for what they don\'t want to see and listen to what they don\'t want to hear.”
\"His helmet flew off...that\'s the bad news. The good news is his head wasn\'t in it.\"
\"ben roethlisberger has to be a part of this game for the steelers to win.\"
\"if you like defense with your coffee, this is the game for you.\"
a quote from madden 2006...
\"Tell your linemen to block on this play. Tell your linemen to block on every play, not just this one.\"
\"The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.\"
\"If you see a defensive team with dirt and mud on their backs, they\'ve had a bad day.\"
\"To get more yards, it\'s best to move the ball from the line of scrimmage down the field.\"
\"Usually the team with the most points wins the game!\"
“Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they\'re bigger than everybody else, and that\'s what makes them the biggest guys on the field.”
\"He put the left-handed mustard on that one!\"
Roger Bunting
New member
I guess I need to reply with some more walkerisms...
\"Unless I\'m very much mistaken -- I AM very much mistaken!\"
\"Jenson Button is in the top ten, in eleventh position.\"
\"That\'s the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix, having done so in Canada earlier this year.\"
\"Mansell can see him in his earphone.\"
\"Alesi is in second place, and Hill is in second place.\"
\"And the first five places are filled by five different cars.\"
\"Jean Alesi is 4th and 5th.\"
\"And the first three cars are all Escorts, which isn\'t surprising as this is an all Escort race.\"
\"The European drivers have adapted to this circuit extremely quickly, especially Paul Radisich who\'s a New Zealander.\"
\"Unless I\'m very much mistaken -- I AM very much mistaken!\"
\"Jenson Button is in the top ten, in eleventh position.\"
\"That\'s the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix, having done so in Canada earlier this year.\"
\"Mansell can see him in his earphone.\"
\"Alesi is in second place, and Hill is in second place.\"
\"And the first five places are filled by five different cars.\"
\"Jean Alesi is 4th and 5th.\"
\"And the first three cars are all Escorts, which isn\'t surprising as this is an all Escort race.\"
\"The European drivers have adapted to this circuit extremely quickly, especially Paul Radisich who\'s a New Zealander.\"
Ebonbuddha
Active member
Actually some of these make sense.
I\'m not a football fan, but Alabama definitely has a football culture. I guess I picked up the understanding from my friends.
I\'m not a football fan, but Alabama definitely has a football culture. I guess I picked up the understanding from my friends.
Roger Bunting
New member
Okay, some more Walkerisms, just for jahminis.
\"Look up there! That\'s the sky!\"
\"And this is the third place car about to lap the second place car.\"
\"This is an interesting circuit, because it has inclines. And not just up, but down as well.\"
\"And there\'s the man in the green flag!\"
\"And he\'s lost both right front tires.\" (Which would have been ok when the Tyrell car did have 4 front whells but at the time he said that, all cars were the standard one at each corner cars).
\"Only a few more laps to go and then the action will begin. Unless this is the action, which it is.\"
\"And there\'s no damage to the car. Except to the car itself.\"
\"I can\'t imagine what kind of problem Senna has. I imagine it must be some sort of grip problem.\"
\"The lead is now 6.9 seconds. In fact, it\'s just under 7 seconds.\"
\"This has been a great season for Nelson Piquet, as he is now known, and always has been.\"
\"As you can see, visually, with your eyes.\"
\"Jacques Lafitte is as close to Surer as Surer is to Lafitte.\"
\"Frentzen is taking, er, reducing that gap between himself and Frentzen.\"
\"And he\'s done that in a whisker under 10 seconds, call it 9.7 in round figures.\"
\"Let\'s stop the startwatch.\"
\"I didn\'t see the time, largely because there wasn\'t one.\"
\"Look up there! That\'s the sky!\"
\"And this is the third place car about to lap the second place car.\"
\"This is an interesting circuit, because it has inclines. And not just up, but down as well.\"
\"And there\'s the man in the green flag!\"
\"And he\'s lost both right front tires.\" (Which would have been ok when the Tyrell car did have 4 front whells but at the time he said that, all cars were the standard one at each corner cars).
\"Only a few more laps to go and then the action will begin. Unless this is the action, which it is.\"
\"And there\'s no damage to the car. Except to the car itself.\"
\"I can\'t imagine what kind of problem Senna has. I imagine it must be some sort of grip problem.\"
\"The lead is now 6.9 seconds. In fact, it\'s just under 7 seconds.\"
\"This has been a great season for Nelson Piquet, as he is now known, and always has been.\"
\"As you can see, visually, with your eyes.\"
\"Jacques Lafitte is as close to Surer as Surer is to Lafitte.\"
\"Frentzen is taking, er, reducing that gap between himself and Frentzen.\"
\"And he\'s done that in a whisker under 10 seconds, call it 9.7 in round figures.\"
\"Let\'s stop the startwatch.\"
\"I didn\'t see the time, largely because there wasn\'t one.\"
