Chat up lines or other devices used to cop off.

[Torn blue sky]

Well naturally, a serial killer wouldn't waste the full 20p on a phone call.

 

[Brew]

I've one for you...

"do you know that there is 206 bones in the human body....do you want one more!"

Brew

 

[cassar]

I've one for you...

"do you know that there is 206 bones in the human body....do you want one more!"

Brew

snort!!!! very good works even for the double adaptors lol

 

[Wyrmypops]

Never used a line. Either asked out girls I was acquainted with, or at clubs just stood there and been gorgeous (read: vain and self-absorbed) until someone picks me up. Shame that tends to happen by girls I wouldn't have gone for, but c'est la vie eh.

Heard a friend use a line that stayed with me,
"Get your coat darlin'"
"Oh ha ha, "have I pulled?" "
"No, you look like you're smuggling peanuts". Accompanied by a nod down pointing out it might just be a wee bit cold in there.

 

[black dagger]

"Get your coats youve pulled"

and the all time classic

"Does this rag smell of chloroform" ha ha

 

[Torn blue sky]

I love how no one's actually thought about saying the obvious things that would work, like "You're beautiful =) " Or other such compliments.

Luckily i'm a suave dashing bastard, cunning rogue and lovable scamp...So I don't have to! >: )

 

[IdofEntity]

I love how no one's actually thought about saying the obvious things that would work, like "You're beautiful =) " Or other such compliments.

Luckily i'm a suave dashing bastard, cunning rogue and lovable scamp...So I don't have to! >: )

In my experience lines like "You're beautiful" don't work. Sure they're great for the women you're already in a relationship with, but starting out it's not that great a line. Women hear that they're beautiful all the time.

In a bar setting what I've found to be a good opener is "Hey, one of our friends is leaving and we need a fourth for darts. Feel like playing a round or two?" Response is usually something like: "Oh, I'm not very good." And I follow with: "That's fine. Rick over there throws like Peewee Herman, and Miho keeps dropping her darts. You'll be fine. Besides, the game is on us."

Having a female in the group helps.

One of my favorites. I walk over to this skinny brunette, and point back at my buddy Eamon. "See that guy? He just broke it off with his abusive girlfriend. I suck at this emotional stuff. Mind talking with him?" The next morning I'm given a big thank you from Eamon with one of those cheeky grins. Lucky bastard.

Actually now that I think about it, I only approach women on behalf of my friends. Usually I'm too oblivious to act, and thus women ask me for coffee/drink/dinner first.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Tbh i've never used a chatup line in my life lol!
Smiling and general chit chat does the job, but the group inclusion thing works. The usual "Hey, is it cool if we sit over here?!" line always works in bars, after the drinks start flowing convo is easy to break into.

Followed by loud raucious sea shanties and general shinnanigans.

 

[freakinacage]

ahhhhh, shenanigans... i had them once

 

[moonmin82]

"I only earn £10K a year, fancy a sympathy shag?" Nearly tried that 4 years ago, but the lady in question was my gf anyway and was on an equally crappy wage!