Chuck Norris Jokes

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NerdyOgre254

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It\'s time for some chuck norris jokes.
one joke per post, one post per day please. and please number them.

1. Little children look under their beds for monsters. Monsters look under their beds for Chuck Norris.

woo chuck norris!
 
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uberdark

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already done man.

sorry. :(

http://www.coolminiornot.com/forums/viewthread.php?tid=19553

personal favorite is

chuck norris roles natural 20\'s with a six side dice
 
No Such Agency

No Such Agency

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Noooo! Make them dieee!

Chuck is a douche. He actually wrote a column where he acknowledges the joke phenomenon, and asks people not to idolize him, and instead idolize Jesus, as if people might consider that a similar substitute.

Again, I\'m flattered and amazed by the way I\'ve become a fascinating public figure for a whole new generation of young people around the world. But I am not the characters I play. And even the toughest characters I have played could never measure up to the real power in this universe.

He doesn\'t even realize he\'s a walking joke.
 
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AinuLainour

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There was a freaking Mountain Dew commercial with Chuck Norris, where he pretty much acknowledged the joke.

I remember going to his site, they closed down the forums because.. well I think we can guess what went on on those boards. :D
 
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GARGGOB

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Check out www.takeitorleaveitradio.com.
It\'s an internet radio show Friday nights @ 8:00 pm.
They play a game called \"Rob Stein or Chuck Norris\"
Rob Stein is the co-host of the show and host Andrew will ask callers questions and they have to answer Rob Stein or Chuck Norris. It\'s a great bit!
Check them out!lol
 
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Naukhel

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I think his portrayal of himself on the show \"Yes Dear\" really summed
up what he thinks of the phenomena of these jokes about him.

If Chuck Norris hit me, I\'d probably fall down.
By the same token, if I hit Chuck Norris, he\'d probably fall down.

Who cares?
Nobody, really.
 
Ebonbuddha

Ebonbuddha

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Or he could be saying someone is better than he is. Kind of humbling if you have an open mind..;)

Originally posted by No Such Agency
Noooo! Make them dieee!

Chuck is a douche. He actually wrote a column where he acknowledges the joke phenomenon, and asks people not to idolize him, and instead idolize Jesus, as if people might consider that a similar substitute.

Again, I\'m flattered and amazed by the way I\'ve become a fascinating public figure for a whole new generation of young people around the world. But I am not the characters I play. And even the toughest characters I have played could never measure up to the real power in this universe.

He doesn\'t even realize he\'s a walking joke.
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Torn blue sky

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Noooo
I think Chuck Norris is perfectly aware of his cult status and all the people having a laugh.
Why do you think he does jokey Cameos?

Just because the guy can laugh with other people at his own expense, doesn\'t make him an idiot.
 
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Thunderhawker

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Chuck was on the Best Damn Sport Show Period last year sometime, and he said he was aware of the jokes (they made him read a few). He seems humbled by it, and he really thought it was flattering and some struck him as very funny...

-Chuck Norris doesn\'t sleep, he waits.
-Chuck Norris\'s tears cure cancer. Unfortunately he has never cried.
 
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