Close the door?

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by steelcult
Depends - in the Ablution Unit, the urinals are out in the open - at the worksite, its a porta-john, and the doors on a spring - if despirate, the entire desert is a litter box to one way of thinking.lol

:rolleyes:ah...the joys of the porta-potty, we had to use them for a few months at the military stable. Coming in from a relaxing ride with you favorite mount, pop in to “lighten the load”, of course no hitching rail to tie up the horse. So you would see a porta-potty with a horse standing next to the door and a rein leading into the door. Thank the stars, my pony was old, well trained and very quiet.:eek::plol
 

Klute

New member
When I were a lad I used to go and see Newcastle United.Theres one time we were in the Gallowgate end when a guy took a kids hat off and pissed in it.Then put it back on his head.All hell broke loose.Not a copper or steward to be seen.
I dont go now things have changed.

Isnt it a law that when you are staying over at Blackpool you must piss in sinks?
 

ipaintminis

Active member
HAHAHAHA

rev i must say im glad your back, its threads like this that make me giggle.

in other news, we all shut the door, but ive never lived alone, but when im alone in the house i dont, i dont find the need to

but in psychology class, (which thank goodness its almost over) we learned about conditioned behavior, it all depends on how stressed your mind was on the whole shut the door, lock the door concept
did i get that right finn? lol

this is quite the funny thread! lol
 

LavronYor

Member
P eautiful

Wow, you get busy for a few weeks and look what you almost miss. As for the sink, do you mean with the dishes in or do you move them first? Now for public places, it\'s like nudity. How ridiculous to outlaw something everyone does. I wouldn\'t want some pervert to whip it out at the park in front of the kids, but behind the bar or while golfing, to go look for a ball in the woods, Here I found one, er two. And what about public pools, the only person not to do that is the one who has never been to a public pool. I used to belong to a nudist club and when we rented a health club, people would play volleyball in the nude and then go to the restroom and shut the door. Go figure. When I was in college, one girl not only wanted to watch, but also to aim for me. I don\'t think she could have spelled her name in the snow, but the bullseye was pretty hard to miss.

I guess that I am a firm beleiver in What goes on between or in front of two consenting adults is okay. I guess working in a hospital really does dull one to modesty issues. After all, they do come in all shapes and sizes.

Mountain climber saying, \"Every day part of you turns to sh**\"
 

mule

old and stubborn
Originally posted by tooshy
However, not sure if I\'d appreciate Peter coming in for a wee whilst I was in the bath.... assuming he\'d be aiming for the toilet of course!

Ho hum.... life\'s little mysteries :D

I used to have similar misgivings, but my girlfriend soon worked them out of me...

\"hey don\'t close the door, I\'m trying to talk to you!\"
:moon::moon::moon:
 

Avicenna

New member
Originally posted by tooshy
However, not sure if I\'d appreciate Peter coming in for a wee whilst I was in the bath.... assuming he\'d be aiming for the toilet of course!
When you\'re in the bath? :rolleyes:

If you are going for a long bath just make sure you leave the kitchen sink empty...

:]
 

Infidel Castro

New member
Well, it looks like the subject got you thinking.

I\'d leave the door closed for a crap as smells are a different matter, but weeing? It\'ll be doors ajar from now on.

We\'re all so conditioned it\'s scary. Going to wipe my brain with a frying pan and start all over again - see what conditioning I pick up on the way this time :wow:
 

ramonlaan

New member
Aye... Conditioning is frightening... CAN be frightening rather.
But I agree, I close the door when \'mounting the porcelaine pony\'.

And remeber boys: don\'t whistle while you\'re pissing.

Ramon
 

Fizl

Secret Crocodile
And can someone explain why the boys shouldn\'t whistle when they wee please?

Shaz
 
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donga666

Guest
Originally posted by Fizl
And can someone explain why the boys shouldn\'t whistle when they wee please?

Shaz

Eh!?! ???

Never heard that one before! It sounds like an \'Old wives tail\' to me....

As a \'man\'* I like whistling, singing or playing a \'polka\' on the accordian while Miturating into the pan. It makes the whole experiance more jolly, more of a toilet party atmos\'.

(*man, 31 going on 8)
 

Fizl

Secret Crocodile
It was Ramonlaan who mentioned it further up the thread, I couldn\'t work it out either

Shaz
 
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