CMON - caption contest (without any prizes though!)

[Margo]

Originally posted by Avicenna
When this is all over, I\'ll tell you why DR was threatening to hit me :bouncy:

let me guess: you were trying to reach for the ketchup bottle?

 

[Tuubje]

HANDS OF THE \'TACH!!!


ps. sorry for yelling

 

[Avicenna]

OK, these are just too good... might have to put up some prizes!!

:bouncy:

@Margo: I think this was before the ketchup incident... his shirt is still white :flip:

 

[AlexDaKid]

\"Take a firm grip of it and then fluid motions up and down, thats the secret lad, not to go too hard or you\'ll ruin the head. Thats the secret to good blending.\"


lollollollollollollollollol

 

[farseerlum]

\"watch me pull a rabbit out of my mouth!\"

 

[Legacy Account]

\"... real men pull two pints at once son....\"

 

[airhead]

\"Tooshy just ruined my hand with her molegrips, but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance.\"

 

[LavronYor]

a little thunder.... a little lightning.... or

don\'t watch his hands, he\'s gonna kick you in the gubbins ( or whichever British word fits in here)

 

[Legacy Account]

\'goolies\' or \'knackers\'.......

 

[Herb the bitter]

\"Ack, I have crippling arthritis in my index fingers. I got it in 1979 from Space Invaders.\"

-Groundskeeper Dragonsreach

 

[stresingj]

I broke all the fingers of my right hand trying to open a GW paintpot, but I can still use my left for what really matters.

 

[Sturmhalo]

And this is how it came loose last time!

 

[Greymane]

like an ogre in a scrum of goblins

\"and that\'s how I fought my way to the forgeworld stand\"

 

[Legacy Account]

\"....so I had him by the hair like this, and gave him a right knuckle sandwich! That\'ll teach him to look at wor lass......\"

DR to Margo:

\"...and THIS is how we signal whilst driving in this country!\"

 

[Ritual]

\"this is how I\'m going to beat the French team...\"

 

[kittykat23uk]

\"What do you mean \"theres no more beer left\"?!\" or \"You spilt my pint!\"

 

[superdauber]

\"Holy .... Vike & Dauber really are the same person....Attack\"

 

[Ebonbuddha]

\"Why I aughtta moiderlise ya. WhooWhoooWhooo.\"

 

[Ebonbuddha]

\"You put your left hand in. You take your left hand out. You put your left hand in and you shake it all about...\"

 

[freakinacage]

if you use your left hand, it feels like someone else!