I am not really sure who I would be. The comic store guy is possible because I ran a comic store a few years ago, although I am not balding and never will. My wife suggested Sideshow Bob because I have tripy hair, and I think because I have a little bit of an evil streak in me.
No snipers?
You\'re forgetting the most malevolent, and crazed character of all: Maggie Simpson! She shot up the mob with a sniper and almost killed Mr. Burns with a pistol!