Come on folks, get your Daily Mail random headline generator!

[Infidel Castro]

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

Enjoy!

 

[Ritual]

Do they always use questions for headlines?

 

[Infidel Castro]

Originally posted by Ritual
Do they always use questions for headlines?

Well, sort of. And, as I once heard, any article that starts with a question can be ignored as it will not be able to answer the question with a response in the positive. Sort of sums the paper up, really!

HAVE MUSLIMS TURNED BRITAIN\'S SWANS GAY?

 

[Infidel Castro]

HAVE THE UNIONS HAD SEX WITH CLIFF RICHARD?

Oh, this is good! lol

 

[Amazon warrior]

HAS RUSSEL BRAND MOLESTED THE QUEEN?

The nation demands an answer, dammit! :cussing:

 

[Niall]

HAS CHANNEL 4 GIVEN THE QUEEN CANCER?

haha

 

[Undave]

HAS ALISTAIR DARLING INFECTED YOUR PENSION WITH AIDS?

and

HAS THE METRIC SYSTEM DEVALUED TAXPAYER\'S MONEY?

I\'m sure I\'ve seen those two on the news stand before...

 

[Donga]

COULD LESBIANS TURN YOUR MORTGAGE GAY?

 

[Beelzebrush]

WILL THE POLES SCROUNGE OFF COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?

and also

WILL THE UNEMPLOYED TURN YOUR CHILDREN GAY?

I wish there was one for \'The Sport\'

 

[Infidel Castro]

In all fairness, clicking it about 50 times gives you pretty much an overview of most ways the genrator can go, but it still throws up a few blinders

 

[Infidel Castro]

Originally posted by Beelzebrush


I wish there was one for \'The Sport\'

Oh ho ho! Imagine! That\'d be class

 

[tzor]

COULD HOODIES INFECT YOU WITH AIDS?

 

[Infidel Castro]

Originally posted by tzor
COULD HOODIES INFECT YOU WITH AIDS?

To which the reply should be ONLY IF YOU LET THEM.

 

[Roger Bunting]

IS CANCER STEALING FROM THE MEMORY OF DIANA?

WILL THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH MAKE YOUR DAUGHTERS IMPOTENT?

 

[Infidel Castro]

 

[Infidel Castro]

I\'ll tell you why I posted the above picture in a new thread.

 

[Dragonsreach]

WILL HEALTH & SAFETY IMPREGNATE COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?

Probably the nearest the Daily Mail ever got to rational thought.


HAVE THE POLES DESTROYED YOU?

North, South or May?

Good way to waste 10 minutes.

 

[Bradders]

WILL PAEDOPHILES TAX YOUR DAUGHTERS?

:wow:

 

[Trevor]

Madness!

 

[Roger Bunting]

The sad thing is my step dad buys that infernal rag of a paper...