Comedian Deathmatch

[evil tendencies]

The capital punishment thread got me down, so I\'m going to take Donna\'s advice and be silly.

I\'ve listed my top five favorite comedians to battle to the death in the pit of a stand-up lounge. Vote for your favorite, and may the best comedian...well, may the best comedian come out alive! And, if you want to argue for your pony, go right ahead.

 

[freakinacage]

most likely to win in a fight? penn and teller, easily, the big guy is huge!

i like eddie more though (although i like those guys as well)

 

[ScottRadom]

I don\'t care who wins so long as Larry the Cable guy is killed brutally. In a perfect world Bill Cosby would be the one to \"\'git \'er done!\" and stomp Larry into the dirt.

 

[BarstoolProphet]

Eddie Izzard wins, in my opinion.
Running, jumping, climbing trees, and putting on make-up while he\'s up there...

 

[evil tendencies]

Originally posted by BarstoolProphet
Eddie Izzard wins, in my opinion.
Running, jumping, climbing trees, and putting on make-up while he\'s up there...

Don\'t forget planting flags...

 

[Evil Dave]

Ron White would destroy them all merely by breathing on them with his super intoxicating Whiskey breath, and Jeff Dunham would come over and beat them with Jose Jalapeno...on a stick.

 

[Infidel Castro]

Eddie Izzard out of an average bunch