Conan movie
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Well, after the first 2 movies I think his spirit would already know to expect this lol
Hell, the first movie blatantly ignores him and invalidates itself as a Conan story in the opening scenes - I forget the exact story, but REH mentions that Conan and his battle prowess were spoken of around his tribal fires when he was 15. So the opening of Conan the Barbarian could not have happened and any arguments that the movie is remotely true to REH become null and void.
Torn blue sky
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Arnie was by far the best Conan there could ever be! I say bring his old saggy ass out of retirement for the filming lol
Ack! They made Conan look like a Disney Character!
Damn, if you are going to do him animated, at least make him look like the Savage Sword Of Conan character...or better yet Frazettas blurry vision!
But, then again, maybe they can give him a talking monkey for a sidekick and sing some Cimmerian Drinking songs while they learn a valuable lesson of how all people should not pollute the environment. Classic!
Damn, if you are going to do him animated, at least make him look like the Savage Sword Of Conan character...or better yet Frazettas blurry vision!
But, then again, maybe they can give him a talking monkey for a sidekick and sing some Cimmerian Drinking songs while they learn a valuable lesson of how all people should not pollute the environment. Classic!
Originally posted by Avelorn
Sorry Vike! I half stole your joke to the hobbit thread without being aware of it..Great minds think alike!
LOL!
Not at all....all my jokes come from the Mother ether, just waiting to be plucked at the appropriate time.
I\'m just a real fast mother plucker....:drunk:
hubbabubba
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I see a real danger of lack of boobies here
@TBS - Arnie is too busy pissing off the school teachers in my state. ; )
@Hub - Kind of like in the Conan MMO. In that game they are keeping the boobies, but topless females will not have nipples, so they can have a \"Mature\" rating instead of an \"Adult Only\" rating. : /
@Hub - Kind of like in the Conan MMO. In that game they are keeping the boobies, but topless females will not have nipples, so they can have a \"Mature\" rating instead of an \"Adult Only\" rating. : /
