Confucius says:

[Gilvan Blight]

\"Hard is it to deal with him, who will stuff himself with food the whole day, without applying his mind to anything good! Are there not gamesters and chess players? To be one of these would still be better than doing nothing at all.\"

Analects (Book 17, Chaper 22)

 

[farseerlum]

does it mention anything about plastering your head all over the yard with half a dozen margaritas?

 

[Gilvan Blight]

Wouldn\'t know, just read the quote in a back issue of Games Quarterly and it amused me so I thought I would share.

 

[DaN]

DaN, he say: Never run with scissors.

 

[matty1001]

\"Never put a bet on a three legged horse\" ~ My dad.

Some wise words there

 

[EArkham]

\"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.\"

\"Man who run in front of car soon become tired. Man who run behind car soon become exhausted.\"

\"If cluttered desk show sign of a cluttered mind, what does an empty desk show?\"

Ohm.

Kep

 

[lono]

Originally posted by matty1001
\"Never put a bet on a three legged horse\" ~ My dad.

Some wise words there

Unless the other horses in the race only have two legs, or it\'s a Horse Falling Over competition.

 

[Duende]

CHINESE PROVERBS


Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

 

[Arma]

Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day.

 

[Wolf Fang]

never test the depth of water with both feet.....


id rather have the entire german army infront of me then a french battalion behind me...

 

[EArkham]

\"Man who go through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.\"

Kep

 

[goblinLB]

Trust no one

 

[Duende]

Originally posted by Wolf Fang
id rather have the entire german army infront of me then a french battalion behind me...

I\'d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

:duh:

 

[Dragon Forge Design]

He who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger

lol

 

[spazzy]

Don\'t squat with your spurs on

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn

 

[AinuLainour]

When you take man from woman, you are left with wo. What good is wo without man?

 

[Shawn R. L.]

He who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand.

 

[Dragonsreach]

Before this turns into another Word Association thread:

\"Always look both ways before crossing the road\".

 

[airhead]

duck who fly upside down have quack up.

 

[Modderrhu]

Man with dick in peanut butter must be f\'ing nut