Confucius says:

[Highbulp Billy]

\"A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single wrong turn\"

 

[dauber22]

\"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you\'ll be a mile away and you\'ll have his shoes.\"

\"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.\"

 

[noneedforaname]

an old engineering saying

\"don\'t stick your finger where you wouldnt stick your dick\"

also applies to bolton women

 

[Swordwind]

Damn and I was choosing Bolton Uni expressly for that purpose lol

The classic: Never eat yellow snow

 

[noneedforaname]

@swordwind

NOOOOO!!!!! DONT DO IT!!!!!!

to be fair if you want slags they are they by the bucketful if you dont mind beiing woken up by a small child asking if your its new daddy

if you end up there you will at least be able to hook up with dragonsreach and generalpoleaxe at the bolton GW.

I have only recently escaped bolton

 

[Sand Rat]

How bout a couple from work around here -

Incoming Fire has the right of way.

Friendly Fire isnt.

Remember, your gear was built by they lowest bidder.

 

[Ogrebane]

Engineers creed:
\"If it aint broke.... it doesnt have enough features\"

Always check the footpath before checking the sky.

 

[Helga]

In god we trust. Everybody else has to pay cash.

 

[weisern]

Confucius say:
A man with no food, is a man with no shit

 

[Gilvan Blight]

Originally posted by Ogrebane
Engineers creed:
\"If it aint broke.... it doesnt have enough features\"

Or the Games Workshop version:

If the customer ain\'t broke, fix it!

 

[dougaderly]

\"Fire axes are for opening doors, not putting out friends\"

 

[rosac]

i don\'t know any fancy stuff, but there is always: red mushrooms tend to be poisonous, so what about orange ones?