continue the story....thread

[uberdark]

once upon a time, there was a little boy named hans. hans liked to eat cheese curds a lot. as he was walking to school uphill both ways, a mysterious stranger jumped out in front of him and........

 

[airhead]

demanded that Hans give him all his curds and whey. He would have demanded lunch money too, but Hans was too poor to have any lunch money.

 

[supervike]

Then the stranger killed poor Hans, and began yelling "LOOK MA, NO HANS!"

 

[uberdark]

and of course hans woke up 5 minutes later, as a zombie, because vike and i like them.

 

[crystella333]

......to which the jar of curd looked at them both and ran away the spoon........

 

[noneedforaname]

Stating it had finally found true love after playing third wheel to the fork and the knife for too long........

 

[cassar]

but hans had originally been in the hitler youth and new how to survive without cutlery and anyway not even the nazi's from wolfenstien ate curds n whey, much prefering brains oh and mazes

 

[jp762]

So , with the credentials of being an undead , Nazi with not curd to his name , he found a place in the church and began his rise to power!
Achtung! Or do I mean Amen!

 

[Torn blue sky]

Unfortunately Jesus didn't take kindly to having a Nazi in his dads house, so he bitch slapped Hans out the door where they proceeded to have an epic kung fu battle

 

[jp762]

But the pope had seved with Hans in der Hitler youth and spinning his power stave , he entered the fray and verily did smite Jesus rolling two 6's and a 5 to hit and three 6's to wound. Jesus failed an invulnerable save and was down to two wounds............................

 

[wiccanpony]

when over the rise came 13 battle sisters riding ponies of doom, to side with .......

 

[Torn blue sky]

The giant phallus they all worshiped, being carried from the south by the Pimperial Guard. Huggy Bearicus rode at the fore with...

 

[jp762]

(darn).................themselves! For yea , verily did they despise these agents of the false diety for they did battle to glorify HIS name! The God Emperor of mankind.
So , it is written , Jesu' and his nazi/papal foes did join forces.
Book of Angus ch4 v 19

 

[wiccanpony]

where upon the Pimperial Guard, snap their fingers, stood high in their platform heels, tossed the holy feather boa proudly around their necks......then marched forward

 

[cassar]

to smite any who would oppose them with their mighty black mamba's with variable speeds and heads (batteries not included)

 

[gohkm]

But unbeknowst to the Pimperial Guard, their quartermaster had requisitioned the wrong type of batteries for their mighty black mambas - triple As instead of double As! Nonetheless, they advanced relentlessly on their foe, for although their mighty black mambas no longer whirred and buzzed and vibrated, into the valley of death, strode the Pimperial Guard - for they shall know no fear!

 

[crystella333]

Then the sky went dark and the clouds were whipped into a frenzied dance

......and with a loud CRACK..........

a naked dwarf tumbled out onto the ground in the Valley of Death........

 

[uberdark]

the dwarfs name was "frenchy" and he had a very long nose and was smoking a hashish cigarette. he walked up to hans and slapped him in the face for .....

 

[Shawn R. L.]

....harshin' his buzz by repeatedly singing the Numa Numa song............complete with the web cam kid's hot moves.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Whereupon Hanz transformed into Optimus Prime and radio'd in Airwolf...