\"hehehehe, lookit my new glove, hehehehe\"
\"Jimmy, when you said you found it just lying around... Lying around WHERE exactly...?\"
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\"... And then I said, \'mess with me again and I\'ll take your OTHER arm! you big girl\'s blouse!\' that\'s when he started crying...\"
\"... Err, Ted...\"
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\"I WILL TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB, PUNY MORTALS!\"
\"Err, I don\'t mean to be rude, but I think Bob\'s beaten you to it\"
\"\'TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND\"
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Greasy Dave was so please with Peter Crouch\'s present, they both failed to see their victim until it was too late...
\"Couldn\'t you have stolen Cinderella\'s shoe instead of the Black knight\'s gauntlet??\"
Robin Hood began to regret stealing from the rich when he realised the poor didn\'t need a sturdy iron gauntlet of death and he was left HAND-ling stolen goods...
\"Well, I DID warn you, Mr. Knight - \'Don\'t touch Will Scarlet\'s missus - he\'ll have your hand off!\' \"
It was then that Arnold realised John\'s kleptomania was getting OUT OF HAND!
(Pun alert! Pun alert!)
