Darth Vader robs Theater

Grizzix

Grizzix

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sad thing is this guy probably planned this thing like weeks in advance knowing people would be showing up in costume. now hes done it and all he most likely got was a few hunred dollars. hope it feels good. . .
 
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vincegamer

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I\'m imagining the dude first went to the cashier and waved his hand in the air and said: \"you will give me all the money in the register.\"
When that didn\'t work he tried to air choke the guy.
When that didn\'t work he pushed the cashier and grabbed the loot.
 
Grizzix

Grizzix

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Originally posted by Evil Dave
Originally posted by marineboy
A real Darth Vader would never stoop so low.:rolleyes:
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He would if it thought it would save Padme.lol
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i took the money. :( and not just the dollars:mad: the dimes and nickles too. i took them all:flame:
 
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Trevor

Brushlicker and Freak!
See how Star Wars warps the mind? It is evil and leads to CRIME. Just SAY NO to Star Wars...

ahem

:)
 
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angus147258

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He should have had a toy lightsaber.
Give me your Money! (SCHOOO) (zing zing)
Why are you hitting me with a toy lightsaber?
Ih. It\'s not cutting you! My lightsabers disfunctional! I\'ll air choke you! Ah scrue it! Give me al your money!(draws gun)
 
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Wolf_Fang

Guest
\"no weapons where displayed\"... he didnt have his light saber? THE FOOL..... but then again... you cant see the force... hence why they didnt see his weapon lol...

admiral.. you have failed me for the last time!
 
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Drake Farstrider

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Not only is he a Sith Lord, a murderer, and a deadbeat dad, it seems Darth is also a petty thief.
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Not sure I would call him a dead beat dad, he did not know his kid(s) lived. The Emperor told him that Papme\' died before childbearth. :D Plus he tried to make it up to Luke when he finally had the chance to have a conversation with him. :D
 
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Evil Dave

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Originally posted by Drake Farstrider

Not only is he a Sith Lord, a murderer, and a deadbeat dad, it seems Darth is also a petty thief.
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Not sure I would call him a dead beat dad, he did not know his kid(s) lived. The Emperor told him that Papme\' died before childbearth. :D Plus he tried to make it up to Luke when he finally had the chance to have a conversation with him. :D
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But did he pay back child support?
 
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vincegamer

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Leave it to me to drum up an old thread again, but I see that old Darth hasn\'t done so well even after his successful robbery of the movie theater. Poor sod.

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Dr Sanch

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LMAOlollollol

Darth:\'Spare some change mate\'

Me:\'Sorry haven\'t got any\'

Darth:\'You will give me some change\'

Me:\'Er okay, have my wallet\'

Darth:\'Wait a minute there is no money in this, just a few mini\'s receipts and an out of date free Karate lessons coupon\'
 
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