Deteriorata

Duende

Duende

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Here\'s a bit of \"inspiration\" ...


Go placidly amid the noise and waste and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof. Avoid quiet & passive persons unless you are in need of sleep. Rotate your tires. Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself & heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys; know what to kiss & when. Consider that two wrongs never make a right but that three do. Whenever possible, put people on hold. Be comforted that in the face of all aridity & disillusionment & despite the changing fortunes of time, there is always a big future in computer maintenance. Remember the Pueblo. Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, & mutilate. Know yourself, if you need help, call the FBI. Exercise caution in your daily affairs, especially with those persons closest to you - that lemon on your left, for instance. Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet. Fall not in love therefore; it will stick to your face. Gracefully surrender the things of youth, birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan, & let not the sands of time get in your lunch. Hire people with hooks. For a good time, call 555-4311; ask for Ken. Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting enough cheese; & reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Milwaukee. You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to be here, & whether you can hear it or not, the universe is laughting at you behind your back. Therefore make peace with your God whatever you conceive Him to be - Hairy Thunderer or Cosmic Muffin. With all its hopes, dreams, promises, & urban renewal, the world continues to deteriorate. Give up.
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Hieronymus

Hieronymus

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That\'s National Lampoon\'s Fluke of the Universe! I haven\'t heard that since, like 1973!!! It\'s true! Especially the part about
Milwaukee.:D

Where did you find that? I think I should calligraph and illuminate this and frame it.
 
Duende

Duende

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Originally posted by Hieronymus
That\'s National Lampoon\'s Fluke of the Universe! I haven\'t heard that since, like 1973!!! It\'s true! Especially the part about
Milwaukee.:D

Where did you find that? I think I should calligraph and illuminate this and frame it.
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It\'s from a humor book titled I Wouldn\'t Want To Paint It that I borrowed from the library during my college days. I recently found my photocopied page of it when I was going through some of my boxes that I had in the attic. It\'s attributed author is Tony Hendra. I thought it was hilarious and wanted to share. :D
 
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dauber22

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From SteelCult\'s \"a little inspiration\" thread. Just seemed appropriate for this evolviong topic :D


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Zora

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Originally posted by wiccanpony
:eek: give up!!! \"NEVER\" I\'m still looking for MR. Right!! lol lol :p
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Donna - If you can\'t find \"Mr. Right\", don\'t forget \"Mr. Right NOW\"...lol

Dauber - Funny coincidence, I JUST saw that same sight day before yesterday and was laughing my butt off at that shirt.:drool:
 
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Torn blue sky

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Haha lol
Same here Zora!
When he said the line about \"Mr. Right\"
That shirt just popped into my head.
I mean c\'mon! It\'s a very impressive...shirt :D
 
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