Different Kind of WIP...

Shellshock

Shellshock

New member
65, 12 if you live near a London ghetto.

haha showing the missus that pic, time to saddle up, our country depends on it damnit!
 
cassar

cassar

BALLSCRATCHER
eeerrmmmm! how do we know that you didnt switch the" before and after" tags around and have in fact done nothing but pull the wool over our eye's eh?:dont-know:
 
JesterzUSMC

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
cassar said:
eeerrmmmm! how do we know that you didnt switch the" before and after" tags around and have in fact done nothing but pull the wool over our eye's eh?:dont-know:
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LMAO...cause that'd be no fun!

Besides, all the "Before" pics are in the "collage" in the first post.
 
cassar

cassar

BALLSCRATCHER
photo of you in situe with a piny with a feather duster and a card around your neck saying "i dust daily" would probably do the trick
 
JesterzUSMC

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
cassar said:
photo of you in situe with a piny with a feather duster and a card around your neck saying "i dust daily" would probably do the trick
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WTF is a situe?
I assume piny is a pint?
Feather duster is not happening, don't own one.
Silly placard I can do.
 
T

Torn blue sky

New member
Pinny is a name for an apron, one of those fluffy ruffly numbers you usually se maids wearing. Make sure you wear the right shade of lipstick to compliment it now! Accesorising is everything!
 
Tercha

Tercha

Member
In situ - in place
Pinny - Pinafore - Brit. a woman's loose sleeveless garment, typically full length and worn over clothes to keep them clean.
 
cassar

cassar

BALLSCRATCHER
JesterzUSMC said:
WTF is a situe?
I assume piny is a pint?
Feather duster is not happening, don't own one.
Silly placard I can do.
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these colonials, (big sigh) i dont know!
situe = you standing in the midst of all that cleaned up glory.
piny (pinafore) is not a pint maybe you could have a pint when your done if your missus allows you(mine never does).
feather duster, well alright a normal duster and some spray polish.( i find that if you spray the scented polish onto a radiator the room smells cleaned , even if you havent done any shhhhh dont tell the wife).
 
cassar

cassar

BALLSCRATCHER
ooppss my bad.

in next weeks program i will be discussing how to get candle wax off clothes or table cloths/fabric. so stay tuned viewers

there must have been a veritable landslide of people falling over themselves to impart the knowledge you've just gained! typical of me to be last, speed of a stunned slug.
 
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Torn blue sky

New member
OOH OHH! I know a fabulous way of getting red wine stains out of dresses! Of course you could wear black, but eeeeveryone knows what kind of person would wear black. Mrs Mossop down the street wears black and she's such a slag, I tell you! Well, Rose told me and she heard it off Patricia who was getting her hair dyed in the salon, and she's heard it off Elaine from the church so you just KNOW it's true!
 
JesterzUSMC

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
OMFG!
enough!
You silly perverted gits are no getting me in any sort of cosplay glory, dream on ya bunch of pervs!
Next suggestion?
And don't call me "colonial" because I don't get your local clour slang, I could spit writ at you that would be just as senseless on your side of the Ocean so stow it.

Carry on!
 
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Torn blue sky

New member
Not to me, I have agents abroad! Although somehow that flashes up the image of the Vietnamese guy in Bad Company 2:Vietnam that appears to be saying "OH! HERRO!". Just about shit myself laughing when that happened the first time.
There is no sense to my synaptic functionality...
 
cassar

cassar

BALLSCRATCHER
bitch slap that goat he's disrespectin yo fool!

spit writ? go ahead make my day.......colonial! but make sure you wear a nice pinney lol
 
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