do you have a small penis ?

[Klute]

Taking inspiration from the \"are you fat\" thread I thought a discussion about penis size would be appropriate.

If you do have a small penis then I would strongly suggest having some sort of size increase done.
This could be done with surgery or simple exercises or of course the good old vaccuum pump.

Think of the benefits.

No more skulking in a cubicle at the gentlemens to just take a leak. Just walk on in there swinging him about before you even get to the urinal.

Bragging rights at the gym. You don\'t need to keep that towel around your waist anymore.

You will be the one in the local pub known as \"oh yeah him with the big cock\".

Instead of your missus (or fella (it is the 21st century)) saying more,more,deeper,deeper.
They will be saying NO STOP IT HURTS.
Believe me guys this will give you a bigger lift than your team winning the FA Cup.

And last but not least.
It will feel much better gripping that 1lb of sausage in your hand while pulling yourself off.


ENHANCEMENT........YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.

 

[dauber22]

I\'d be willing to auction off some of my figures to raise funds so that every male member (yes, and I DO mean member) of these forums can have an inch or two added - your choice: length or girth.

:innocent:

 

[sebrushworth]

I give this thread two days... Anyone else want to place a bet?

 

[airhead]

Originally posted by dauber22
I\'d be willing to auction off some of my figures to raise funds so that every male member (yes, and I DO mean member) of these forums can have an inch or two added - your choice: length or girth.

:innocent:

Daubber, DO NOT let my wife know I could trade minis for inches. Man, are you daft?

 

[dauber22]

Originally posted by airhead

:innocent:

Daubber, DO NOT let my wife know I could trade minis for inches. Man, are you daft?
[/quote]

Oops! Sorry! Being \"No Longer Married\" (NLM) I forget these things :duh:

 

[NecroN]

Okay I get enough offers of this in my inbox, I don\'t need to see it on a forum.

 

[Gypsy]

To answer the question:

Mine\'s so small you can\'t even see beneath all that fur. lol

 

[StarFyre]

ROFL

before or after? hehee

 

[finn17]

Heh....

There is no \'before and after\' in Gypsy\'s case..at least not in the sense that I think you mean...

Gypsy is, after all, of the female persuasion

 

[Dragonsreach]

There were so many comments I though about posting in reply to Gypsy\'s statement.

Goods sense and the fact that my wife is sat right beside me, Stopped me.


Ok you can put the frying pan down now dear.lol

 

[StarFyre]

actaully...

i meant before or after for this entire thread, not just Gypsy

After being more important (at least for any girlfriends/wives around) and before just bragging rights i guess...hehe


Sanjay

 

[wiccanpony]

I shall watch this thread with \"great interest\".....???what no pictures

 

[cdukino]

Come all guys... you all know the saying... \"It\'s not about how big it is but what you can do with it.\" lol

Besides you guys all have other bodyparts that can help if the \"big boy\" falls short

 

[Itchy]

Who told?

Why do you think i\'m in this hobby? i\'m just used to handleing small obhects.

Next paint aid goes to member enlargement?

 

[Einion]

Define \'small\'

Since you mention locker-room shyness, I thought it was interesting when I found out that surgical enhancement usually only improves the flaccid appearance, and does nothing for the size of the erection. Can you say lack of perspective?!

I fully expect this thread to be yanked (oi vey!) forthwith.

Einion

 

[finn17]

World\'s biggest lie number three?

Originally posted by cdukino
Come all guys... you all know the saying... \"It\'s not about how big it is but what you can do with it.\" lol

Besides you guys all have other bodyparts that can help if the \"big boy\" falls short

That\'s why I have perfected the art of \'earbreathing\':bouncy:

Besides, it is all relative...there\'s another old saying:

\"Ever tried throwing a sausage down an alleyway?\":innocent:

 

[Legacy Account]

I\'ve found rubbing the penis can help to more than double its size.....

 

[No Such Agency]

Originally posted by Einion
Define \'small\'

Since you mention locker-room shyness, I thought it was interesting when I found out that surgical enhancement usually only improves the flaccid appearance, and does nothing for the size of the erection. Can you say lack of perspective?!

So... if a hetero guy gets surgically enhanced... it\'s to impress other hetero guys, not women?!

\"Gaaaaaaaay!\"

/\"grower\", not a \"shower\"

Originally posted by Spacemunkie
I\'ve found rubbing the penis can help to more than double its size.....

I\'ve got a joke for you. There\'s this deaf couple. They find that oftentimes, their sex drives do not coincide, they\'ll go to bed and one will want it but the other will be tired etc. Since they cant see each others\' sign language or read lips in the dark, they agree to use a system to let each other know if they\'re interested or not.

The wife says \"When we\'re in bed, if you want to have sex, tug on my left nipple. If you don\'t want it, tug on my right nipple.\"

The husband replies \"OK, and if you want to have sex, tug on my penis. If you don\'t, tug on my penis fifty times.\"

 

[Legacy Account]

Is this going to turn into a PYP thread?

\'Post your pecker\'!!

 

[Itchy]

i thought the saying was, \"Pitching a hotdog down a hallway\"?