do you have a small penis ?

Primeval

New member
Yes. Yes, I do. Coupled with the same answer being given in the \"Are You Fat\" thread, I am indeed cursed. lol
 

Evil Dave

New member
Originally posted by finn17
\"Ever tried throwing a sausage down an alleyway?\":innocent:

Or as Tom Arnold retorted when Rosanne Barr said he had a small penis.
\"Yeah, well even a 747 looks small compared to the Grand Canyon.\"
 

freakinacage

Well-known member
i thought rev/sturm would\'ve some up with this

Originally posted by Einion
Define \'small\' :D

Since you mention locker-room shyness, I thought it was interesting when I found out that surgical enhancement usually only improves the flaccid appearance, and does nothing for the size of the erection. Can you say lack of perspective?!

I fully expect this thread to be yanked (oi vey!) forthwith.

Einion

actually you can have a muscle snipped now that makes it a little longer (not much i don\'t think) but it means you can\'t get it right up. so with a full on stiffy, it\'s at about 90\' to the body. as my father once said \'i\'d love to have a 10\" penis but i\'m not cutting bits off my body for anyone\'. my father is a rude man
 

tooshy

Active member
Oh look...its like a willy only smaller.....

Originally posted by Gypsy
To answer the question:

Mine\'s so small you can\'t even see beneath all that fur. lol

OMG! I read this and almost wet myself lol Then I wanted to recommend Gypsy had a Brazillian.....

But to answer the question, do I have a small penis....... no.... and neither does Peter but then again, molegrips are weighty things :rolleyes: ;)
 

EricJ

Active member
I\'m going to answer Yes to one of our recently inappropriate forum questions and No to the other, but I\'m not going to say which is which, and I\'m lying in one of my replies.

I think that is about as coherent a reply as these threads deserve :D
 

Legacy Account

Active member
Originally posted by donga666
Nope!

I\'ve got a DONGA!!!!

Please let me clarify the history to the naming of Donga. Contrary to popular belief, he was not named due to the humungous size of his middle appendage.

He was wearing a cap with the letter \'D\' on it and behaving like a tool, prompting me to beg the question, \" Why the D - does it stand for \'Donga\' because you\'re such a nob?\".

Thus he became known as Donga, which quickly had the prefix \'Big\' attached to it \'cos he is very tall! He was not amused for quite a while. Until he realised that it was quite a topic of discussion with women:D
 
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Sturmhalo

Guest
Had no complaints the other day :D

Mine\'s just right! What\'s the point in being too big? If it don\'t fit in the box you ain\'t gonna have much fun! Just think, you\'d have to make do with fat chicks with welly tops!
 
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XD

Guest
Lol, first i mistook another post for saying something along the lines of \"Small Penis in Japan,\" and now this... weird :p
 

supervike

Super Moderator
I know what helps!

Exercise.

Walk before/after dinner. Try swimming or lacrosse ITS FUN. Even small lifestyle changes can make a BIG difference. OMG its just so much fun.
 

MarkusTay

New member
Let\'s just say that FIVE women I have been with have gone on to become Lesbians. ;)

Now weather that was because of the incredible pain they were in or because of the utter dissappointment I\'ll leave up to your imaginations... lol
 

Ebonbuddha

Active member
I have heard that size does matter. But thats when I am listening in on my wife, and her friends.Then again, I also head that they were comparing their men sizes. I evidently am \"a perfect sized man\". They also love my tongue to which is very long. After a few drinks, one of my wife\'s co-workers would take me around the schools functions and get me to show my tongue to the new female teachers. their laughter turned in to these stranger silent looks.lol

At least I can do two thing right.;)


Originally posted by cdukino
Come all guys... you all know the saying... \"It\'s not about how big it is but what you can do with it.\" lol

Besides you guys all have other bodyparts that can help if the \"big boy\" falls short ;)
 

Naukhel

Active member
How big is too big?
When you get stuck, you might have some concerns...

That \'cut to make it bigger\' thing doesn\'t actually make it bigger.
It just makes it hang lower. You can get the same result from a really hard kick in the groin without paying $20,000 for the operation.

But who\'d want to?
 
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