do you have a small penis ?

[Ebonbuddha]

Don\'t knock big women. Its nice to have something to hold onto.

Originally posted by Sturmhalo
Just think, you\'d have to make do with fat chicks with welly tops!

 

[Sithtainius]

who wants to see my cock? click here

lollol:bouncy:lollol

 

[Ebonbuddha]

Now that is a nice cock. hahahahahaha

Originally posted by Sithtainius
who wants to see my cock? click here

lollol:bouncy:lollol

 

[SaxonAngel]

Why, no....

Most of us females are not usually equipped with one.


However I do have a husband, and a large and varied selection of \"power tools\" for fun.:flip:

 

[Naukhel]

Complete with 30 drill bits, eh?

 

[Infidel Castro]

I\'ve got a bell end. Had it for 28 years. I ain\'t changing it now!

Anyone going to paint an army for the poor buggers with micro-willy? Surely someone will come up with a catchy title for it? Anyone?

 

[SaxonAngel]

\"Minis for those with minis?\"

 

[paintingploddy]

How is the Dremel going Saxon Angel?

 

[Klute]

However I do have a husband, and a large and varied selection of \"power tools\" for fun.:flip:

After the Druuna request on the FoD I very much believe that.
Yer dirty little minx.

\"Minis for minis\"
I like that. This time next year all the guys get bigger dicks.
Whoooooohoooo.

 

[Infidel Castro]

Surely another tragedy would crop up and deflect the initial Penis Aid project? Big-nose Aid or something. I\'ve got a big nose so I would need no help there lol

 

[jahecker]

Does the nickname \"Big Jim and the Twins\" say anything?

A talented tongue goes a long way too!

lollollol

 

[Infidel Castro]

My, your twins are hairy! :|~

 

[Legacy Account]

\"My mother have actually gorra penis!\"

Is it true the GLC are singing the national anthem at the match tomorrow??!lol

 

[Sturmhalo]

Originally posted by Ebonbuddha
Don\'t knock big women. Its nice to have something to hold onto.

Originally posted by Sturmhalo
Just think, you\'d have to make do with fat chicks with welly tops!

Been there, done that, not interested anymore. Gimme a slim girl any day

 

[Ebonbuddha]

Naw. A nice big bottom is like a magnet for my hand. but only if she permits it of course.

 

[Ebonbuddha]

How about men with breast.lol

Originally posted by reverend
Surely another tragedy would crop up and deflect the initial Penis Aid project? Big-nose Aid or something. I\'ve got a big nose so I would need no help there lol

 

[Infidel Castro]

Originally posted by Spacemunkie
\"My mother have actually gorra penis!\"

Is it true the GLC are singing the national anthem at the match tomorrow??!lol

I wish they were It\'d be mayhem lol Gwlad, gwlad, safe as f\'uck like!

 

[No Such Agency]

Uh, what\'s a \"welly top\"? Is that a Britishism equivalent to \"wizard sleeve\"?

/ashamed I know any of this

 

[finn17]

I\'d guess that would be \'bang-on\' NSA!

:bouncy:

 

[vincegamer]

Does anyone else know the song \"detachable penis\" by King Missile?

I love that song.

Lyrics can be found here but I can\'t vouch for their accuracy.