Does Canada = Icy Paradise?

Chrispy

Active member
It just occured to me the other day how many women in movies and whatnot are Canadian.. Think about it:
Neve Cambell
Yvonne De Carlo (bonus points for whoever knows who this is :D )
Natasha Henstridge
Kim Cattrall
Sarah MchLaughlin
Celine Dion
Shania Twain
Bif Naked (again, bonus points for whoever knows who this is :D )
Avril Lavinge (Okay, a bit too Waify, but still..)
And of course: last but certainly not least. Pamela Anderson!

And just recently I watched a show on Food Network where Rachel Ray (I beleive she\'s also Canadian, too) was visiting Montreal and there seemed to be women everywhere!

Since I like cold weather anyways, should I move to Canada and get better Miniature games and service or is this all a fantasy concocted by a guy living in a city that seems to have ratio 4 males to every female?

(Glyn, Angela, I\'m looking in your direction...) :p
 
Yes but Pamela\'s Boobs are 100% American. Most women up here tend to have a bit more meat on their bones too (looks in mirror... *crack!* damn not again!). The fake booby thing is pretty well restricted to Bikini Bars, Strip Clubs, and those who still need secretaries working under..ahem oops..at their desks.

Here is an interesting, though VERY incomplete site about Canuck celebs.
Why artists such as Pink, Diana Krall and the late silent screen actress Mary Pickford are not on there I haven\'t a clue.
http://www.canadiancelebs.com/actress.html

I dunno about any ratios of men to women either.
But I\'m here and that is enough to make most people want to actually leave.
 

ipaintminis

Active member
oh come on! normally im the only one to break mirrors! well i know the guy to girl ratio out here on the beach is pretty good, both ways round, and not to mention most of they guys go round topless, and the females? well they\'re basically nude on the beach. unless 4 little triangles count as clothing, sometimes i just dont get florida :rolleyes:

lol

oh just rememberd something about pam, before makeup...
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after makeup...
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lollol
 
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Jarrett Lee

Guest
In my humble opinion, Canada has a huge population of attractive women. Yes, in a way it\'s a paradise.

:)

Jarrett
 

Primeval

New member
Originally posted by Chrispy
(Glyn, Angela, I\'m looking in your direction...) :p

Watch out Glyn, Chrispy thinks you are an attractive Canadian female :)

IMHO, the words \"icy\" and \"paradise\" do not belong in the same sentence, much like the words used to describe an event we host at my health club - \"fun run\"
lol
 

minimart

New member
I agree Primeval, unless you are one of those who enjoys the traditional hacking out of the ice for a swim on new years day......icicle paradise?lol
 

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
Chrispy:
Kim Cattrall
Hang on she was born in Liverpool England. Therefore she\'s a \'Scouser\'.

Any how I\'m biased about Canadians. Two of my neices are Canadians (Edmonton) and No I\'m not about to post any pictures.

1: I know you lot too well. :D
2: They don\'t look anything like me thankfully. lol lol
 

Chrispy

Active member
No, Primeval, I was just looking to them for help/advice... But then Mr. Elf there has been in dresses one too many times, so... :p

Oh, and I got these off of a list, so maybe Kim just has Canadian Citizenship now? ???

And I was also going to contrast the fact most Canadian Male Actors/Comedians have... well, the \"Tom Green\" factor about them. But that was before I knew the \"Sutherlands\" were Canadians.. (Lost boys Rawked!!)

Also, since I really AM going on vacation this weekend, my rebuttals to all arguements will be long in coming, so I guess feel free to have a \"Roast\" about me.. :D
(And no one\'s even guessed at the \"Mystery Celebs\"?)
 

cadboy

New member
montreal?

i must agree.

nothing makes my week better than my business trips to montreal, no matter what time of year.
i\'m just not sure how strong the gaming / painting community is down there. i\'m sure it\'s thriving - a good number of our GD winners live there or were born there.
someone enlighten me - i lived there for five years, and only met one person that played warhammer!
 
P
So icy that I\'m seriously thinking of moving to Bermuda.:wow:
The ratio of paradise vs icy depends how tough you are- takes a real man/woman to scrape his/her windshield at 0530hrs in -40 Deg. C weather.
The paradise part comes when there is fresh powder every morning when you wake up on the slopes. Skiing that is unparalled- free ski lessons for any of ya CMON folks brave enough to come out this way. I\'ve been skiing since about 3yrs old- my Dad used to run a big hill.
 

minimart

New member
@ cadboy try one of the lib donjon stores, I think they are up to 5 now. Some good people there and lots of warhammer:D
 

Evil Dave

New member
Originally posted by Chrispy

Yvonne De Carlo (bonus points for whoever knows who this is :D )

Bif Naked (again, bonus points for whoever knows who this is :D )

Yvonne De Carlo - Lily Munster

Bif Naked - a not so talented rocker, who looks pretty hot in a slutty kind of way.
lol
 

Nelson

New member
Originally posted by Evil Dave
\"Bif Naked.....who looks pretty hot in a slutty kind of way.\"
Them\'s the best kind.....

My school is, in fact, overflowing with hot girls, but be warned: That does not guarantee anything at all.

If you don\'t like chipping the ice out of your bedside water glass in the morning, Canada is not for you....

Sorry, that was a bit of an exaggeration, it\'s really only a thin sheen of ice, and that\'s only if you, like me, don\'t have insulation. :D
 
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I am Canadian and don\'t have the foggiest who she is either. @Nelson- are you kidding- no insulation, ouch!
BTW, that Pam pic sans makeup makes me even more nauseous than normal when I see her. Don\'t dooo that- arrgh!lol
 

finn17

New member
Kim Catrall!!

She is a scouser....:flip:

About as Canadian as I am Finnish, so I understand...

Besides...she is old enough to be my motherlol

*EDIT*Pamela Anderson?:|~

Shania Twain???:|~

Celine Dion??????:|~:|~

What sort of sad, sick pervert are you Chrispy???

No offense to Canadians, I luv ya all:D
(Particularly you Nelson....How is Droggy coming along? )

I am just questioning the Chrispy one\'s aesthetic premise vis-a-vis attractive females...
 

Maltagearion

New member
Canada rocks dudes... I may be biased but everyone knows it\'s the safest country to live in! (slight exaggeration) lol

And yes we are home to many hotties, like:
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Oh, I have been ill-informed, while these fellows are called \"The Barenaked Ladies\" they are, in fact, fully dressed men... Oh well. :p
 
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