Dog Dick Red and other colors they should make!

Infidel Castro

New member
Originally posted by Modderrhu
krom, your head would be sore even if you hadn\'t even noticed her yet. Preventative measures, you know.

Breast White

To build on that, I\'d say Milky Breast White. Outstanding work that man!
 

EArkham

Necromancer
Barn Owl Stool
Picked-at Pale Scab
Creamy Lactate
Tunafish Mold

I could have sworn Citadel had nipple pink, too, at one point... maybe I\'m mistaken.
 

Tahn

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Me and my friend also mispronounce Tentacle Pink. We heard it one day, and since then, we can never say it right!
 

dougaderly

New member
how about just a solid colored paint bottle marked \"Mystery color\". Put whatever they felt like in it.

But anyway:

Inmate Orange
Bllleeeaaaaahhhhkkk Brown
Baby Poo Green
Brown out black
\"Actually goes on smooth\" Yellow
Peed in the batch yellow
 

Tahn

New member
Or even \'Sculpting fire\' for those who like to have flame effects on their bases. :p

I\'ve got tonnes of rude ones in mind too! ;)
 

Tahn

New member
\'The Odd White hair\'
\'Foundation Skin wash\'
\'Burbery\' (that insulting to any model you put it on)
\'Netto Yellow\'
 

EArkham

Necromancer
What about \"Craptastically Useless Clear Goo\"?

Oh wait. I already have that colour... it\'s called Vallejo Crackle Medium. lol

Kep
 

MPJ

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Originally posted by krom1415
MPJ, coat d\' arms make foundry paint is that the one?

Can\'t remember for the life of me... I\'m 99% sure it was either Foundry or Armory... Were they both around 20 years ago? I bought them in BC during Expo \'86, I remember that clearly because noone around here carried that paint type and I purchased a \'flesh pack\' of 8 glass bottles (scary that I can\'t remember what I had for lunch yesterday but I can remember paint I bought 20 years ago).
 

demonherald

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Krom and MPJ your both right.....
They have some crazy colours... Nipple pink...nigger Brown.....intestine purple......

GW had a few of those names lined up until the publicity department had second thoughts...

How about
Demon Winner Wash..Just wash on the model and win a demon....
Afterbirth Red
Dried Kebab Grey
Morning After Green
Post sex Glow
beer Goggle Haze
George W\'s Blood...(actual product)
Tony Blairs Blood (Like George W\'s but a not as thick and slightly yellowish)


oh there are so many......
 

RedSevenBlue

New member
Bruised Testie Blue (A.K.A. Twersion Blue lol)
Punched-Kydney Purple.
Penus-wrinkle Purple.
3rd Degree burn white(I have a third degree burn that was white when I got it, this paint goes one white, and in 2-3 days, its red!)
Potato Latka Brown (Don\'t knock jewish food until you\'ve tried it!)
Burnt Burger Black
Too Many Tan
Sucktastic Sanguine
Whoopin\' Stick Brown
Hillbilly Red (instantly form a rebel flag!)
Mobster Black
Area 51 Mystery Color
Flammable Mystery Paint
:flame:
Cigarrette White
\"What The F**k Are You Looking At?!\" Red
Cafeteria Syndrome Brown. lollol
 

hashmallum

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smelly sock white
skidmark brown
barf melange
clit flesh
Basra belly/craps/diarrhoea yellow
harajuku pink

edit : I\'ll throw in some more:

Panipuri yellow
Falafel Brown
Black pudding Black
Beet red
Mouse Crap Grey
 
W

Warthog

Guest
Army Done Primer

You know like Space Wolves Primer, just shake, spray your army and presto 10 / 10 minis ready to go! That would be the best paint ever.
 
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