Torn blue sky
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Hairy palms? Bah! Blindness? PAH!
Wheres the harm where the damage is done? lol
Wheres the harm where the damage is done? lol
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james sequeira
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think thats enough wine for you anders :beer:
philologus
Subgenius
Joke about it all you want just remember this:
Monty Python:
DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I\'ve never been one of them.
I\'m a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They\'ll take you as soon as you\'re warm.
You don\'t have to be a six-footer.
You don\'t have to have a great brain.
You don\'t have to have any clothes on. You\'re
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can\'t be found.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.
PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody\'s.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!
NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O\'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that\'s spilt in vain.
EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!
Monty Python:
DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I\'ve never been one of them.
I\'m a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They\'ll take you as soon as you\'re warm.
You don\'t have to be a six-footer.
You don\'t have to have a great brain.
You don\'t have to have any clothes on. You\'re
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can\'t be found.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.
PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody\'s.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!
NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O\'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that\'s spilt in vain.
EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!
Infidel Castro
New member
God, I missed this thread as I thought it was about charity! Before I sound like a humbug, I have my own arrangements for that stuff :innocent:
Anyway, what if the person leaving a deposit at the sperm bank is too thin or fat? ???
Anyway, what if the person leaving a deposit at the sperm bank is too thin or fat? ???
Torn blue sky
New member
See, thats crap! We don\'t have any obscure money! I don\'t want \"20 pence\". I want a \"Half Hasselhof\" or something. (40 p would be a Hasselhof). Hasselhof...thats a great name for curency... :]
philologus
Subgenius
Originally posted by Ritual
@philologus
Good point!
@james
:moon:
Nice re-BUTT-al Anders.
@supervike: I remember that post but it wasn\'t funny.
Originally posted by supervike
Originally posted by philologus
8378 posts. Yes.
Hey! Once I had a really important post. It was a while ago....
@Bill....What a sad way to have to learn about our fine Nickel! I hate to know what happens when you learn of the Dime!
Ah, the impish joy of the double meaning. Assuming it\'s a double meaning. I mean, um... I don\'t know what you\'re talking about. I don\'t know you people.
Torn blue sky
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